Wicker Supplement [Commercial]
"According to my recent dreams, my Shaman, our Wicker is being sought after in places as distant and exotic as the Westerly Shores, beyond the Numids and across the straits of the world."
Shaman Sha-mun lazed in his throne. His snake tongue flicked in and out of his mouth rhythmically, as if he were tasting the thoughts of the advisor.
"Yes, bring me one of these Wickers, who make this Wicker. I would deign to speak to them in person."
The advisor bowed deep.
"As you wish, my Shaman."
Toruhq emerged from the shadows behind the throne.
"Are you certain your recent diplomatic entourage to the Satura is wise, my Shaman? Such an one as them are overly stupid and emotional at times, and might take insult."
Sha-mun glared forward at nothing, his mind lost in thought, eyes never acknowleding the great stone doors of his antehcamber swinging silently shut.
"Neither insult nor injury move men to war, Toruhq; it is greed that motivates them. Our wicker has proven useful; it has made shieldmen of their spear-fighters, their harvests more bountiful as the women carry more.
"No doubt they would emulate our supply as soon as it were cut off. Such is life, such is trade. Such are relations."
"Most wise thoughts, my Shaman. One wonders where The Shaman has been all our lives; we've had need of you for quite some time."
In fact Sha-mun was barely a dozen years as The Shaman now; he had surpassed the Undershamans, skipping altogether their studies into their religion and the administrative offices that that implied, catapulted by his intellect and ability to sway minds with words.
The great doors inched open as a half dozen guard pushed them from the outside. Sha-mun's glare fixated on the young woman who had been brought forth to speak for the Wickers.
"My Shaman, I beg audience."
She was a scrawny, light-skinned woman; she must have been from the east.
"You may look me in the eye. Yes, acceptable. Now, tell me, where has the Wicker gone since time beginnings?"
"To the Saturans. in the south, my Shaman."
She had lowered her eyes once more. As she should.
"And tell me, what more would you want from these Saturans? Speak freely, there shall be no reproach. They are only Saturans we speak of, afterall."
"More, my Shaman? Anything, everything. Our trade is unfair- we Wickers labour every hour of every day to create this Wicker, and all we receive is a pittance rabbit which they inbreed en masse, and drunk too! On Zulappi beer, no doubt, stolen from our merchants. Why, if we had more than pisspoor rabbit traded, we could weave more Wicker, and quicker."
The Shaman waved the woman out of the room.
"I have many considerations to take into account, Undershaman Shell."
The advisor nodded quickly.
"Yes, my Shaman. My dreams not withstanding, even."
Toruhq had been silent throughout the proceedings.
"Perhaps the Westerly Shores' do have need of our Wicker, or even a few Wickers, if the Undershaman has dreamed it. Have you read the waters, Undershaman?"
The advisor blushed.
"Of course I have! They spoke clearly, and high, too; the Westerlies have requested, and so it should be!"
Sha-mun let his hang head in thought.
"So it shall be. The Wicker shall flow to the Westerly Shore."