Alexander's Quest [Earth18Civs]

[MantaRevan]

My next game will be as Rome on RFC
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Be sure to tell me when you do so I can sign up!

 

[topsecret]

Be sure to tell me when you do so I can sign up!

It will be a while
I can only write for 10 minutes but...
Without further ado...
Chapter 9 - Down with Salad! (No, not Saladin...)

It seems the Greeks found out what that beeping was... a machine that release viruses that cause a disease that prevents one from talking.

Shotgun hands Alexander a sheet of paper.
Alexander:
The paper reads: Sire, the doctor says about 50 turns before we get over this disease! However, we'll write everything down for you.

49 turns later...

Spoiler History of Greeks :

100 BC: The great and glorius Greek empire decides Caesar's salad shenanigans have gone too far.
MoreEpicThanYou advises (writes on a sheet, really) that we declare war and kill their spearman in Cumae.
Our great cultural advisor drew a painting or 2 of this glorious day.


We went on in later years to conquer the puny city of Antium...

But we decided to destroy Rome another day...

Topsecret: Sorry I can't update more, I'm outta time...
I was kinda rushed but I decided to update to where I was so my advisors can offer advise

 

[thecaesar]

 

[stfoskey12]

Cool storyline.

 

[MoreEpicThanYou]

Welcome to the forums!

We won't eat you, of course.

If anyone tells you that they are more epic than I am, they are lying. Especially if the person's name is Tambien.

 

[brandon.herren]

Our great cultural advisor drew a painting or 2 of this glorious day.

Yeah!
...In reality however, I admit to being a terrible artist

 

[christos200]

Greece rules.

 

[MantaRevan]

Greece rules.

Japan rules too.

 

[christos200]

And rome fails.

 

[thecaesar]

 

[topsecret]

Just a photo...
Update by Monday at the latest.


Also, I won't have long updates, so I'll have to cut down on jokes

 

[Optical]

That's fine, do what you need to. RL comes first.

 

[brandon.herren]

That's fine, do what you need to. RL comes first.

Really??? I had no clue...

 

[topsecret]

BTW, Cathy declared war.
She had 2 units in St. Petersburg. (One of her best cities... )

 

[thecaesar]

Praets!

 

[topsecret]

Praets!

That's why the invasion of Rome is waiting 'till I get tanks
Updating...

 

[topsecret]

Chapter 10 - Cathy, Toku, and Fred.

Alexander: Today's the day.
MoreEpicThanYou: What day?
Alexander: The day we take Berlin!
Shotgun: But we aren't at war.
Alexander: Oh really? Manta, I need to borrow your laptop.
MantaRevan: Ok. Sire, we have catapults now.
Alexander: Good. Alexander pulls up eBay.
Christos: I wonder if you could trade for a telephone.
Strodon: Na, just buy one
Alexander: Here, delivery same business day. Click!

Exactly 7.5 minutes later...

Mailman: Here you go sir, your new cellphone.
Alexander: Thanks. Let's see... 1800-GERMANY
Frederick: Hello?
Alexander: Your head would look good on a pole.
Frederick: ???
Alexander: Oh, nevah mind. PREPARE TO DIE!
Frederick: I get it now.
Alexander: Good!

Spoiler :

The Great Alexander vs. The Puny Frederick​

Today, the great Alexander declared war on Frederick... (by cellphone!)

Unfortunely for Russia and Japan, they declared war on Greece... Like idiots...


Of course, the great Alexander conquered Berlin:


Now, on to Russia! (Yes, Germany is still alive... Temporarily.)
ALSO: Don't forget to use eBay (Greece district) to order your cellphone TODAY!

End of chapter?

 

[christos200]

Great update but remember. You must raze rome.

 

[thecaesar]

Y u no raze berlin?!?

 

[MantaRevan]

Anywhere but Osaka!