ı have averaged 500 posts a year in the decade , tis true , but those were the days when my posts were much shorter and like am honourbound to say "oh , ı am still alive" at every 400 posts like a year and let's seperate this as well . And no antagonism at anyone , because ı am the greatest Lucas apologist evah and this squarely aims at maintaining that Star Wars is a story worth hearing or whatever , apart from making a further avenue for rant . So the triologies are
... OT , PT , ST SW AGT .
meaning Star Wars: A Gay Tragedy
so , we have Finn who loses a pal , possibly a partner right off the bat . Then Phasma and she doesn't have it that , because she is a woman and possibly she's oppressing Finn for not being manly . Then he meets handsome , they escape together , he is abandoned by handsome , he meets White Trash / curious virgin , he is saved by handsome , they roll into some great adventure (like blowing up a planet) , he is hurt by the Establishment / father murdering scum -after throwing Phasma into garbage with her shining uniform , she might not have been born with a "silver" spoon , but she sure has one by now , pure Naboo ship skin , too .
finn wakes up , ı have no idea what those medical stuff do , but we would never doubt how that hangs on Finn or whatever , ı guess . Handsome is still away . Father murdering scum won't forget Finn , and the Galaxy is much smaller these days , now that the Unknown Regions are teeming with the First Order anyhow , so Finn joins the Resistance ! Teamed with a genious , Rose Tico . She is so successful at her job , because she is a cow . If she was beautiful , she would get laid . Instead of developing Stealth techniques . But all the women are the same and once she finds a suitable target , she dares to bare her claws to claim her stake , she dares to claim Finn . But before that happens we see stuff and r16 posts are like ever famous for pointless references like Rocky Balboa , the Itallian Stallion and the whole scene where Finn saves spacehorses , because stallion , because cooped up in oppressive pens and the genious cow thinks it's for her . Enter pinkhair , Holdo by the name and ı would have to check the relevant Venereal Disease visual dictionary , man , marketing really should find a proper shorthand form . V.D. is like so , ı don't know , gross ? Yeah , ı would have to search for Holdo's affiliation but ı remember imagining things like in 2017 or whatever and she sacrifices herself , because the "straights" do not know the cooped-upness , nor recognize the heroism and instead talk of the high heels on the starship bridge ! Admiral Party Dress ı used to call her back then , remaining in the same outfit for 18 hours , now that ı noticed my old writings on the subject while looking for something else , but she survives male hate , hurting enemies badly . Finn will do the same , because there's no escape from the father murdering scum who hates even straight love and , oh right there , the cow ruining an entire battle , because women are possessive ! Who gave her any right to do that ! Like Finn would be hard pressed to get undressed in the limited timeframe ! Now that we saw the men are also worthless , the slicer who betrayed them and Phasma didn't still have that , nor her shiny suit was any protection against deserved vengeance .
a year into war and Chewbacca are driving them hard , from action to action , instead of knowing his place as a pet : Finn and handsome are risking their , you know , backsides while the White Trash has become the Establishment , exercising to keep fat content down , reading pointless books while people are dying , now that all it takes her 10 or 15 seconds to learn a Force thing . It's right at her fingertips ! Yeah , she should go to war , while Finn and handsome are like off to bed . The White Trash is no longer curious , has contempt against the father murdering scum -ı wonder why- ... (and a brief diversion here , as we would all know what would George Lucas do and like ı think it would be okay in view of the all three Abrahamic Religions) and them White Trash and father murdering scum fight their little petty fights as people die around them , because this is what the straights do , instead of knowing love . They should get a room , you know , with all the interstellar touches and hugs . Meanwhile Finn will end up with fugitive stormtroopers , who like actually have evaded duty , because the duty as defined is immoral . She would but Finn would not , because they (the fugitive squad) no doubt would shame Finn , because this is what the straights always do , even when one turns straight . But times have gone past and old core fans are like "what" and movie director person still follows the original idea and the White Trash travels to the Death Star in the sea on a "ship" , because like hell if Millenium Falcon gets underwater , despite whatever the owner's manual says and stuff . Instead , the publicity machine will give us learned articles on how the venomous reactions by the fans (even including losers who like the Prequels) have stolen the chance for a new generation to embrace Star Wars and things are 180 degrees off and then 180 degrees off and this makes a mess of story telling , yeah , it's our fault , us fans . AGAIN . And of course , the White Trash turns out to be the goddamn thing , THE Establishment ! Who then simply injects herself into the situation ... No doubt because her peer lasted only a kiss , without involving it and that even .
you will see Disney triology is coherent , from VII to VIII , and certainly from VIII to IX . Not the way ı would like Star Wars to be , but it possibly could be done , without insulting people here and there and with a lot more pizzaz or whatever the word ... so that lens flares would be even cherished as the mark of a masterpiece ... Oh yeah , Rey turning out to be Establishment ... that taught us royally !
people will kindly note that there's no intention of insulting the actors , it's just the personas depicted on the screen . Poster is almost white , especially during the winters , curses the Stuntwoman for the things she has imposed on his enjoyment of the SW but is essentially an idiot who's mostly taken as a joke , but he takes Star Wars seriously , uses his daily rant on not the US-Iran war that will not happen , because Trump is just a clown in Star Wars terms and the lizard god/POTUS has told Iranians that their response should be proportionate and they just maybe just go and kill some American Army sergeant . Rant instead is reserved for SW , because this post must be read like wholly as serious and Star Wars would have been much better , instead of "Will do/Not a total loss" if the maker-people had been a "man" about it , each of them , and told that story out of the closet . Not that ı would like it , but .
