Lord Bigfoot
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Is the hair really like that? If so I have a few scientist buddies who'd like to learn how hair can apparently hold stars.
Is the hair really like that? If so I have a few scientist buddies who'd like to learn how hair can apparently hold stars.
Aw damn. Even so I like mine more. Its her birthday today
I thought you were insulting my story at first and I was *gasp! Also, Moai is referencing a show he likes.
And Moai, what in blue blazers are you talking about?
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All that glitter has gotten to your head...
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Would you use a hollowed out horn to snort it?
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extensions
oh, and some misadventures at Aperture Science
Quick question. Does she happen to know about this cake i've been hearing about?
Also guys. Some RT sponsored spam. Ryan Gosling at his best.
Link to video.
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Moai's Letter to the people of the United States, and his last will and testament
Comrades, filthy capitalists, lovers of equines, and proletariat brethren, for decades I have served this great and mighty nation, and now I am ashamed to see how communism has failed here because of one man.
Stalin
He was the bastard that caused Foster to begin autocracy, which then lead to Browder. He is the reason the USA is not a utopia, but a nation standing weakly on stilts. For all my life I have served the revolution, I even lead the capitalists to a victory against Browder, only to be betrayed by the dogs when they banned Trotsky's words with all the other Communists. I am ashamed to have helped such scum of the earth, such vile demons who from the depths of Tartarus came, appearing and acting as if they were better than Browder, when in fact they were worse.
And so, I have decided there is only one course of action
I am currently on a plane flying to Russia, where I will end the life of the Demon Stalin, using the last remaining bomb of the 4th International: A 5 Kiloton Atomic Bomb smuggled from one of Browder's Bunkers during the war, which will leave The heart of Moscow gone. Wish me luck, for I am merely and old man, on a private plane, with a nuclear bomb, on my way to commit, in my opinion, the greatest Kamikaze of all time.
I pass the torch of the Revolution down to my adopted Daughter, Luna. I know that with her talent and oral ability, she will bring about a Utopia on earth. Night is a beautiful thing, and she will bring about a Night which will last forever!
Fellow Compatriots, consider this a goodbye
Sincerely, Montezuma "Moai" Spammer
OOC: From now on i will be the young and vivacious Luna in story, and no longer the crotchy old geezer longing for the days when the Trotskyist's held the world in their hands
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Here's Luna
I think USA should rise an army and attack Mexico