The war against Russia had been going on for decades, but it wasn't until the reign of Henry II that Germany took a more aggressive approach to the matter than just capturing outposts in the jungle. No, the king knew that the only way for his people to prosper was the total eradication of Russia. So he set out to capture Novgorod, a fortress in the hills sitting atop a rich source of precious metals, renowned for its beautiful architecture. The so called Shwedagon Paya would soon be his! However, his scouts reported a terrible discovery:
The Russians had acquired a seizable number of warhorses and were using them to great effect in hit and run raids against German troops. Fortunately a group of particularly brave men managed to capture a number of horse archers alive, and after a few days of torture they revealed the source of these beasts:
Greece! They were supplying our enemy with animals of war, and refused entry to any and all ambassadors from Germany. It's no matter, they will receive their divine punishment soon enough. Horses or no, the king ordered the siege of Novgorod:
After much bloodshed the city was captured, mostly due to the brilliant leadership of Nebuchadrezzar II, a nobleman and brilliant tactician from Essen. As thanks for his faithful service, the king sent him back to his hometown so that he could recruit and train more warriors.
However, while the land war was going splendidly, the German navy, beset on all sides by pirates and Russian ships, was in constant retreat:
The king himself, leaving his army behind to pacify Novgorod, returned to the palace in Berlin and called the best and most talented seafarers of the world to his court. He made his researchers focus their efforts on developing stronger and faster ships, and ordered all coastal settlements to build more and better ships. His efforts paid off:
Germany had always been a strong naval power, but it wasn't until the time of Henry II's death and the short lived reign of Lothair I that it could boast to control the largest and best navy in the world. This explosive development of seafaring created such a surplus of ships that the crown even sponsored expeditions to explore the great eastern ocean, to hopefully find an alternative route to France and Portugal that didn't pass through the territory of the hated Spaniards.
As for Lothair I's reign, well...
He was lynched by Russian protestors in Novgorod when he visited the city and insulted them by disrespecting the Shwedagon Paya. His successor Frederick IX had to put down the revolt, and after both the sea of the east and the unruly province of the west were firmly under his control, it was finally time to march on to capture the Russian capital of Moscow:
This glorious victory made Frederick IX forever famous, but ironically enough it wasn't in battle that the great conquerer of Moscow died, but in diplomacy.
Like all rulers that had in their realm a seizable minority of Muslims, he too was invited to the Apostolic Palace Election, in which the Umma chose the new Caliph. Traditionally, this was more of a rubber stamp procedure with the foregone conclusion of confirming the Queen of Spain to also be the Caliph of Islam, but not this time:
This was the first election where not only the Muslims outside of Spain outnumbered those in it, but where they dared to elect someone else as Caliph, namely the King of Portugal. While this only peripherally concerned Germany directly, as Frederick IX died a few hours before the result was made public, choking on a piece of bread, it had massive and long lasting consequences in the western half of the world, later even plunging Spain into civil war and putting a new dynasty on the throne.
His son and successor, Frederick X, wasn't concerned by any of this, for he had a bigger problem...