Comedy Improv One-Liner Contest Thread, Part Two

[NewWaver]

I like my women like I like my chocolate: Melts in your mouth, AND your hand.

 

[aronnax]

I like my women like I like my chocolate: Dark or white and full of milk.

 

[madviking]

I like my women like I like my chocolate: from Belgium.

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like my chocolate: like they are made from soy milk instead.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like my chocolate: With a white, creamy sauce smothered on top.

 

[Atrebates]

I like my women like my chocolate: black and imported from Ghana for my pleasure

 

[Jarlaxe Baenre]

I like my women like I like my chocolate: Cheap but great.

 

[Zack]

Are you going to pick a winner?

 

[Lord Baal]

Are you going to pick a winner?

Yeah, sorry Zack. Been at hospital with pregnancy stuff. Your joke was my choice, but I decided to wait another half an hour. Then I never came back on. So you win buddy.

 

[Zack]

I like my women like my movies:

 

[Lord Baal]

I like my women like I like my movies: enjoyed by a large roomful of people for several hours in a friendly, party-type atmosphere.

 

[madviking]

I like my women like my movies: They start at midnight, last for a few hours and are rated NC-17.

 

[Narz]

I like my women like my movies:

I can capture them via piracy, turn them on whenever I want, stop them at any moment & make them repeat any scene.

 

[Kennigit]

I like my women like my movies: all action and no need for a background story between the characters involved.

And for you Zack:
I like women like my Haden Christenson movies: they don't need to act.

 

[Lord of Elves]

I like my women like my movies: all action and no need for a background story between the characters involved.

And for you Zack:
I like women like my Haden Christenson movies: they don't need to act.

I like my women like my movies: Completely fictional, probably possessing pointed ears.

 

[classical_hero]

I like my women like my movie: just as long as it is Jessica Alba.

 

[Mise]

I like my women like my movies: "All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental."

 

[Zack]

I can capture them via piracy, turn them on whenever I want, stop them at any moment & make them repeat any scene.

Winner!

 

[Narz]

Life is like a thread in Off Topic...

 

[Zack]

Life is like a thread in Off Topic: A sausage fest.