Confess Your Goofy Leader Nicknames!!

Alexander = Gaylord
Asoka = Girlyman
Augustus Caesar = Mophead
Bismarck = Mario
Boudica = Rudolph
Brennus = Bono
Catherine = The Whore
Charlemagne = Chaplin
Churchill = Baldy
Cyrus = Cigarhat
Darius I = Nipplehat
De Gaulle = Bignose
Elizabeth = Virginia
Frederick = Ribbonhat
Gandhi = Harry Potter
Genghis Khan = Discoking
Gilgamesh = Monkeyface
Hannibal = Tarzan
Hatshephut = Halle Berry
Huayna Capac = Peacock
Isabella = The B!tch
Joao II = P.I.M.P.
Julius Caesar = GAYus Julius
Kublai Khan = Fatty
Lincoln = Al Capone
Louis XIV = Wigman
Mansa Musa = Bling Bling
Mao Zedong = Commie
Montezuma = Mr. World Peace
Napoleon = Stuart Little
Pacal II = Gollum
Pericles = Redface
Peter = Playboy
Qin Shi Huang = Fatso
Ragnar = Beowulf
Rameses II = Goldenchin
Roosevelt = Cripwalker
Saladin = Sailormoon
Shaka = Tyson
Sitting Bull = Powhatan
Stalin = Man of Steel
Suleiman = Sore Eyes
Suryavarman II = Ugly Bastard
Tokugawa = Mr. Miyagi
Victoria = Fat Lady
Wang Kon = Wanker
Willem van Oranje = Geoffrey Rush
Zara Yaqob = Chris Tucker
 
some of those were pretty good. made me laugh. :lol:
 
Elizabeth: Heavenly Betsy
Genghis Khan: King of Kongs
Hannibal: Hannibal Lee
Huayna Capek: Inca Dinca Parlez Vous
Pacal: Maya Angelou (or Maya Breckinridge)
Peter the Great: Filthy Pierre
Shaka: Chaka Khan (yes, me too)
Willem: Satan Incarnate
 
Here's mine:

Catherine: "B*tch"
Willem: "trusty slave"
Sitting Bull: "S*itting Bull" or "Bull Sit"
Pacal II: "Fartman"


I got no names for anyone else.
 
My AI nicknames come in two varietes: cute/diminutive, and insulting. Insulting names are given to AIs who give me grief.

Gilgamesh -> Gilgy
Napoleon -> Nappy
Churchill -> Churchy
Elizabeth -> Liz
Frederick -> Freddy
Tokugawa -> Tokey. Also, "hahaha, you're gonna die"
Victoria -> Vicki/Tori
Hammurabi -> hammy/hamham/"beard dude"

Catherine -> crazy b***ch
Isabella -> Is a who**-a
Hatshepsut -> Hatshep-sl*t. (I know she's so nice...she's TOO nice...especially to my enemies.)
Huayna Capac -> Huayna Ca-blahblah. (Name too long.)
Montezuma -> monty/zuma/zuzu/"oh, you are so going to die you little @#$%($%*^#$..."
Peter -> "creepy 'stache guy"
Willem Van Orenje -> Orange F***er
Charlemagne -> Burger King
Asoka -> "That Indian Guy Who's Not Gandhi" (I pronounce his name differently each time I try, and my husband insists on calling him "Akosk", like it rhymes with "accost"...)
Mansa -> "I hate you. I will annihilate you utterly and completely, you frustrating, annoying, greedy-with-me-but-free-love-with-everyone-else tech trading who**." (In a really odd move in my current game, he randomly decided to offer to vassalize to me. He wasn't at war, I had very slightly more power, we weren't adjacent, and he had a tech lead with Construction and Paper. Which he still wouldn't trade me.)
 
Because he doesn't look like El Salvador. San Marco would be a great leader, he would defend his cities with City Raider promoted units and build his stack with City Garrison promoted Settlers.

My nicknames for the BTS leaders:
Boudica - Boobs
Charlemagne - Karl (more likely his real name, as he spook a West Germanic language)
Darius I - Osama
De Gaulle - Goal
Gilgamesh - Giga
Hammurabi - Hammarby (and because of that, my sworn enemy)
Joao II - Cardinal
Justinian I - Justin [Timberlake]
Lincoln - Ape (from Abe)
Pacal II - Pascal
Pericles - Helmet
Sitting Bull - Chief
Suleiman - Sulei
Suryavarman - Suri
Zara Yaqob - Jacob

only Willem van Oranje, doesn't have a nickname because i never met him in a game, I don't want to bomb Amsterdam, burn Utecht, nuke The Hague and raze Rotterdam, It doesn't feel right. But it would be: Willempie
 
Sitting Bull is Nasty Beaver for me every time I play him.
Explanatory word + animal I guess thats how Indian names are made:) but I am Latvian what do I know about Indians.
 
Sitting Bull is Nasty Beaver for me every time I play him.
Explanatory word + animal I guess thats how Indian names are made:) but I am Latvian what do I know about Indians.

:lol:Do you keep it in English or an equivalent in Latvian. In Croatian, he would then be Opaki Dabar.
 
:lol:Do you keep it in English or an equivalent in Latvian. In Croatian, he would then be Opaki Dabar.

I have English version for the game, so I keep English (Neratnais Bebris would be Latvian) and thank you for Opaki Dabar, it just sounds too great!:goodjob:
 
Washington - Gee Dubya
Churchill - Cartman (he resembles what I imagine Eric Cartman would look like at age 60)
Charlemange - Jesus Christ
Tokugawa - That Bastard
Willem - Princess William. This is a holdover nickname from Civ III, when his leaderhead was a bit effeminate.
Zara Yacob - Yakko
Montezuma - Wakko
Gandhi/Asoka - Dot (Just came up with those 3, but I'm definitely using them from now on)
 
Alexander = Gay hero
Bishmarck - bishop
Churchill - church
Cyrus - Kairo (dunno why)
Elizabeth - bath
Gandhi - ganja
Hatshephut - Sheep put hat
Huayna Capac - 2 pac
Qin Shi Huang - Queen has hanged (herself)
Stalin - stall in
Victoria - victory
Wang kon - wacko
Hammurabi - Ham&rabbi
De gaulle - the gay
Suleiman - silly man
williem van oranje - willy van orgy
Charlemagne - charles
Suryavarman II - Curry man or survey man
Pacal - Jackal
Gilgamesh - gillian
 
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