Earth 18 Civs: Revenge of America

[teriaky]

great update. looking forward to see what will happen to teriaky and his best friend john

 

[thecaesar]

I hope Rome has conquered all of europe...

 

[brandon.herren]

I hope Rome has conquered all of europe...

Nope... Also, update soon

 

[brandon.herren]

Update!

David: Reports are coming that Tenochtitlan is demanding an aqueduct
Roosevelt: So...
David: Well, being the nice and caring ruler you are
Roosevelt: Once again, I've told you, I can tell when you are being sarcastic...
Teriaky: We founded Seattle!
John: And discovered calendar
Roosevelt: At least 2 of my advisers are competent...
David: Do you even know what that word means?
Roosevelt: No, but I happen to know what incompetent means... Guess who I learned it from
David: Yourself...
Roosevelt: Sacrificial Altars sound familiar...

*Huayna Capac enters*

Huayna: Hi! Your the first person I've ever met! Want to play ceremonial ball? I'm warning you, I'm good at it!
Roosevelt: Never heard of it
Huayna: It's like what you call dodgeball
Roosevelt: Sure. It could be fun to do that, with David on the other team...
David: Hey! Don't underestimate my skill!
Huayna: Ok, let me guess, he is your weirdo adviser who never agrees with you?
Roosevelt: Yep, hit it right on the nail. How did you know?
David: Weirdo?
Huayna: I have one we call, Head of an old rodent
Roosevelt: I'll have to start calling David that...
David: Don't even think about it
Teriaky: I don't think you have much choice in the matter, Head of an Old Rodent
David... Head of an old Rodent: Great
Huayna: Anyway, would you like a trade of Mathematics, Meditation, and Currency in exchange for Alphabet and Monarchy
Roosevelt: Sure!
Huayna: Great! See you later

*Huayna leaves*

Head of an old Rodent: That was a dumb trade!
Roosevelt: Sorry, Head of an old Rodent, I didn't know you had expertise in such things...
Teriaky: We founded SF, LA, Houston, and Portland!
John: And! A new report, we are now number one in land area!
Roosevelt: Awesome! Your both promoted to Awesome Adviser. David, I mean, Head of an old Rodent, you've been demoted to "Weirdo who will be sacrificed in 12 hours"
Head of an old Rodent: Love the new title!
Roosevelt: I knew you would
Messenger1,582,678: We finished optics, and the first caravel was built!
Roosevelt: Great! The revenge train is about to start running! And our first, I mean second target is a continent I had a dream about the other day called "Europe"
Head of an old Rodent: And the first target...
Roosevelt: Didn't I say 12 hours...

Next Update, another civ is destroyed

 

[brandon.herren]

Spoiler :

Founders of buddhism...

 

[teriaky]

awesome update...seem like huyna and frank will be good friends.

 

[MaxWar]

Update!

Huayna: I have one we call, Head of an old rodent
Roosevelt: I'll have to start calling David that...

Spoiler :

Edit:

 

[brandon.herren]

I'm now considering making that picture my avatar...

 

[thecaesar]

Spoiler :

Founders of buddhism...

Does that mean you will kill

Spoiler :

Izzy?

Please do!!! They might (MIGHT) have archery by now...

 

[brandon.herren]

Update #1 of the day!

Teriaky: Another city, St. Louis was founded!
John: And we got the tech Civil Service!
Roosevelt: Great work! Time to start mass producing maceman!
David: This time, you'll fail!
Roosevelt: I doubt it... unless I let you lead the attack It would be the first rat lead attack in history!
David: Grrrr....
Roosevelt:

*Messenger384 enters*

Messenger384: The Caravel has reached a small island, thought to be near Europe!
Roosevelt: Time to meet the next victim
David: See, the only time you give a real smile, is win you are about to destroy someone...
Roosevelt: That's the only time you should smile...
Teraiky: Who are we going to attack?
Roosevelt: The first person we meet
David: That's dumb, so if we meet the most powerful person first, you'll still attack them first?
Roosevelt: Yeah! They can't be nearly as powerful as the USA! Duh!
David: Egotistic...
Roosevelt: Still don't know what that means...
David: Get a dictionary then! For a "lowly adviser", I'm a lot more educated then you are...
John: ...We haven't researched paper yet
Roosevelt: Yeah! Mr. Educated Rodent!
David: GRRRRRRRR!!!!!
Roosevelt: A growling rodent

*Isabella enters*

Isabella: I am Isabella, leader of the Spanish Empire. Are you one of the buddhist kingdom
Roosevelt: No... How is that even possibe. We're from the new world! And your from the Old world!
Isabella: Did you say something about my age!!!
Roosevelt: Never mind...

*Isabella leaves*

Roosevelt: She's the first target...
John/Teriaky: I agree!
Roosevelt: I've already got a plan. We'll just send David in, to start the Black Plague! It's genius!
David: I'm not a rat!!!!
Roosevelt: Sure, sure....

*Elizabeth enters*

Elizabeth: I am Elizabeth of the English Empire. Bow down before your future colony masters!
Roosevelt: Former Colonial Masters...
Elizabeth: *sigh* Sadly true, the British Empire is no more... Would you like open borders?
Roosevelt: Sure
Elizabeth: Ok then, and I'll warn you not to attack us, or I'll kill you...

*Elizbeth exits*

*Catherine enters*

Roosevelt: Too many leaders! This Europe must be really cramped...
Catherine: I am Catherine of the Russian Empire. Wait a minute! You're the Americans!!!!
Roosevelt: Yeah, well we won the cold war, so suck it!
Catherine: We'll win this time...
Roosevelt: Right... Anyways, will you agree to a trade of construction+20 gold for Code of Laws
Catherine: Sure...

*Catherine leaves*

Roosevelt: Those Russians. 1/10th as bad as David!
Teriaky: That bad?!
Roosevelt: Unfortunately, yes
David: Blind fools that I have to work with...
John: I'm thinking we should send him to another mental health facility
Roosevelt: True. There is a slight chance that someone can cure him. Albeit very very very very very very low
David: Blind fools...

*Caesar enters*

Caesar: I am Julius Caesar, leader of the Roman Empire. Bow down before our might!
Roosevelt: No thanks. But you might make David do it!
David: Can I move to Rome??? Please, take me with you!!!!!
Caesar: No... Roosevelt, will you accept Open Borders?
Roosevelt: Sure

*Caesar leaves*

Roosevelt: Did you actually think he would take you...
David: Sadly, No. I've lost all hope of ever being free from your bad leadership...

*Hatshepsut enters*

Hatshepsut: Hi, I'm from Egypt!
Roosevelt: Can you leave, I need a break from so many leaders...
Hatshepsut: Humph. Rude rulers...

*Hatshepsut leaves*

David: Yet another example of your kindness and politeness...
Roosevelt: Well, sometimes these ly duties I do take a lot of work. Not that you'd understand, being my lowly rat advisor
John: We discovered Astronomy, and our fleet of 7 maceman and 2 catapults is heading for Madrid!
Roosevelt: It's time for battle!

*Isabella enters*

Isabella: Would you like open borders?
Roosevelt: Nope! It's wartime old hag!
Isabella: Your going down!!!

*Isabella leaves*

Battle of Madrid: 7 Maceman and 2 Catapults vs
1 Axeman, 1 Swordsman, 1 Chariot, 2 Archers
(Note: When I attacked, they were one turn from Feudalism )
Results: 2 Maceman/1 Catapult destroyed, Madrid Captured

Roosevelt: Victory! Yet another reason I'm the
David: And what are the other reasons? I can't think of any...

 

[MaxWar]

Im sure david- errr.. Head of an old rodent will be up to something until the end, he cant keep being such a punching bag without exploding at some point, or maybe he can

 

[thecaesar]

Wow, Izzy was slightly more advanced than I expected... and she had TWO archers! Not just one!

When I attack with Rome, it's usually 6 praets vs. 1 archer and 1 or 2 warriors.

 

[brandon.herren]

Im sure david- errr.. Head of an old rodent will be up to something until the end, he cant keep being such a punching bag without exploding at some point, or maybe he can

He's up to something...

 

[brandon.herren]

Update #3 (Update Exhaustion, if I hadn't been listening to "Don't Stop Believing", I may have collapsed )

Teriaky: We built an Academy in Washington!
Roosevelt: Great!
David: Wait!!! Hold the phones. You, Franklin D. Roosevelt, are excited about an Academy!!!!
Roosevelt: Of course, the sooner we get Rifling, the better
David: That explains it...
Roosevelt: Do you question my Immortal decision, mortal rat?
David: Dang it! Why did Huayna Capac have to mention that name in the first place...
Roosevelt: It's my theory, that it was destiny for him to tell me, and for me to start calling you it
David: Ugh...
Roosevelt: You can't argue with destiny

*Frederick enters*

Frederick: Hi! I'm Frederick, and I'm annoyed with you
Roosevelt: Hi, I'm Roosevelt, and I'm your future master
Frederick: Yeah, yeah, now that we know each other... I DEMAND GUNPOWDER!
Roosevelt: Ha! And I say NO!
Frederick: I WONT FORGET THAT!!!!!
Roosevelt: Ok....
Frederick: Bye, friend

*Frederick leaves*

Roosevelt: Mood swings... Hey! That's what is causing David's problem!
David: Mood swings?
Roosevelt: Yeah! I've found the reason for all of your problems! You'll be cured!
David: Cured???
Roosevelt: Then again, It may be too soon to get my hopes up...
Teriaky: Sir, reports have come, that we founded 2 new cities, New Orleans and Baltimore!
Roosevelt: Great, I figure that sooner or later, Roosevelt City will be founded!
David: Roosevelt City?
Roosevelt: Yep, it's a city in Utah and Alabama! So soon enough, there will be two cities honoring me

*Catherine enters*

Catherine: I demand you cancel your deals with Germany!
Roosevelt: Nope! Why would I listen to you anyway...
Catherine: I don't know... Fine, I'm sure France and the UK will agree...

*Frederick enters*

Frederick: I demand you stop trading with Russia!
Roosevelt: Ha... talk about irony... Anyways, the answer is NO!
Frederick: Fine i'll get Rome and Japan to stop...

*Frederick exits*

John: Déjà vu.... Anyone else feel it?
Teriaky: Yeah, it's almost like what's happening happened long before...
John: Anyways, we discovered Rifling!
Roosevelt: Great! I'm in a warlike mood

*Caesar enters* (Sorry thecaesar, but it had to be done....)

Roosevelt: Great! I declare war!
Caesar: You shall DIE! Rome will win!

End of Update!

Will I defeat Rome..... You have to wait 13 days to find out

 

[thecaesar]

Nuuuuu! Why not FRANCE? After all, they are significantly wimpier in most games...

 

[brandon.herren]

Not in this game

 

[thecaesar]

Or Mali? Or Arabia? Or England?!?!

 

[Lelouch]

Subbed. Once, i saw rosevelt kick Monty's a** in an 18 civs game.

 

[thecaesar]

Subbed. Once, i saw rosevelt kick Monty's a** in an 18 civs game.

Come Again?!

 

[Lelouch]

I know. I pinched myself to make sure I wasn't dreaming. Infact, I think that he would have won a conquest victory, I I hadn't defeated him myself