even more clues you play civ3 too much...

[Sashie VII]

4471. You begin a quite-smoking programme centred around civving.

 

[civverguy]

4472. When you insult someone you say that they are dumber than the Civ 3 AI.

 

[DragonBird]

4473: You make a civ-convention scenario. All wonders are "holographic civ-editions" and city improvements are novelty civ items.
4474: Leaders turn out to be anyone who worked with Sid.

 

[metamike]

4475: ( I did this one ) Have an argument with your history instructor on the fact that a spearman could destroy a tank.

 

[choxorn]

4476: You history teacher agrees. Ethiopia proved it in WWII, didn't they?

 

[kill fire]

4477: when you look at your history book you think its wrong. germany won WW2 didnt they?

 

[choxorn]

um you guys. how does superman destroying a tank have anything to do with playing civ3 to much?

It's a spearmen destroying a Tank, not superman. It is a well-documented fact that in Civ3, when Tanks or Modern Armor are in battle with spearmen, the spear always wins.

 

[kill fire]

It's a spearmen destroying a Tank, not superman. It is a well-documented fact that in Civ3, when Tanks or Modern Armor are in battle with spearmen, the spear always wins.

what are you talking about?

 

[DragonBird]

4478: Warriors can't be armor silly , only spearmen can! (this is obvious to you)

 

[Desertsnow]

LOL, in a war in my current game I actually found myself thinking, 'oh [expletive], it's a hoplite! My tank is doomed!'

4479: You've actually had this thought yourself.

 

[DragonBird]

4480: You actually get yourself into a position where your enemy only has spearmen, so you can try to disprove this myth...

 

[choxorn]

4481: You make a scenario pitting two armies against each other: One with a bunch of tanks, the other with a bunch of spearmen.

 

[Sashie VII]

4482. You launch a series of SGs/stories of your attempts to conquer the world with <AA unit> only, i.e. Jaguar Conquest, Archer Conquest, Numidian Mercenary Conquest, etc.

 

[aluka]

4483. You're sure the situation in Iraq will be under control by 2012 (maximum time in anarchy is 9 turns).

 

[DragonBird]

4484: You make your favorite acter and actress units and scenarios for the movies, so you don't have to watch them instead of playing civ.
4485: Harrison Ford in Clear and Present Danger
4486: Jessica Biel in Stealth

 

[choxorn]

4487: Upon reading clue 4483, you come to a similar conclusion about Afghanistan and any country that rebels are trying to overthrow.

 

[CivRulesAll]

4488.you die and a million years later, people find you with your eyes wide open staring at the screen. they cant believe your playing civ3. now they have civ5493650375

 

[choxorn]

4489: You know clue 4488 is impossible, because there is only 43 years before the end of the game.

 

[choxorn]

4490: You think that this small wonder should exist:

The Republican Party
Requires: Evil Governing (tech that branches out from Democracy), Democracy government
Effect (Yes, I know, this is impossible, but still): You can draft an unlimited amount of citizens per turn, and military support is free. +1000 unhappy citizens in city this is built in, +1000 unhappy citizens in all other cities.

 

[DragonBird]

4491: upon reading 4490 you think there should be another small wonder, the Democratic Party
Requires: Really Bad Governing (branches from Bad Governing from Republic)
Effect: Makes Common Sense Absolete. All military units now have 2 movement, and whenever they're attacked they run. +1000 happies in all cities, but 20 turns later +2000 resisties. Whenever in war nothing happens, really, your cities will do nothing for you.