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knupp715

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An autobiography of a man who used to live in Mongolia:

I used to live here, out in the country. But then my wife kept complaining about the floor leaking water in constantly :mad: She wouldn't shut up about it!



So one day, I was traveling and heard of a magnificent flying city that sat in the sky. This is it here...



And eventually, I saved up enough money to buy an apartment. Here it is...



The city has a really great view, I can still see our old house from our apartment window. :lol:
 

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talk about a scary first meeting....
 

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meisen

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Graphics like that would make an excellent start on a civ clone featuring characters from the Night of the Living Dead as leaders, call it uncivilization.
 

ShadowZero

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This is a nice one, especially considering how I won the Space Race victory a bit later. Anyone see the connection?

...It's actually very funny that my father said after I mentioned it that the man - a Russian physicist - actually won the Nobel Prize for peace because he was a dissident in the time of communism. You never would've guessed it...
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Ultima Dragoon

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RoddyVR said:
talk about a scary first meeting....

BUrn it. Kill it with Fire!

meisen said:
Graphics like that would make an excellent start on a civ clone featuring characters from the Night of the Living Dead as leaders

Or a zombie mod....
 

Fezek

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MetHimPikeHoses said:
I wonder if they could hear your neighboring townspeople laughing at them as they toiled for decades over their wonder, only to lose it in 1-2 turns! :lol:
...and the forge , courthouse, market..Complete 6/49 of a city!!
 

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I had just started a game, my scout popped a hut that gave me a local map. The map showed one of my AI opponent's starting position (Spain- Madrid). Way up on the top of the world, wonder where Izzy will put her second city?

lousy AI start 1 cropped.JPG

I got a good chuckle out of her lousy luck.... and moved on. A few turns later, I popped another hut further to the east and got another local map showing a second AI's starting position (China) just to the east of Madrid! Sucks for both of them! :lol:


lousy AI start 2 cropped.JPG

Come to think of it, maybe the joke is on me.... two huts, two useless maps.
 

SuperBeaverInc.

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Apparently, the aqueduct isn't supplying water only to the city.

 

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First, the pigs, then the elephants, now the deer, goddamnit, no wonder the life expectancy around here is so low.
 

MasterShake

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:agree: Man this is good stuff
 

ybbor

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and you people were disappouinted because there aren't canals in [civ4] :p turn out, they're in there, you just need to know how to acess them :p

 

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You need to have a conversation with the captain of that destroyer...
 

SuperBeaverInc.

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Good to see the captain of the Exxon Valdez back at work. ;)
 

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This is the transcript of a radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Americans: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the North to avoid a Collision.

Canadians: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: This is the aircraft carrier USS Lincoln, the second largest ship in the United States' Atlantic fleet. We are accompanied by three destroyers, three cruisers and numerous support vessels. I demand that YOU change your course 15 degrees north, that's one five degrees north, or countermeasures will be undertaken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.

Americans: Screw you Canadians.

ybbor said:
and you people were disappouinted because there aren't canals in [civ4] :p turn out, they're in there, you just need to know how to acess them :p

 
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