Furs too cute to improve

[Barathor]

... and what about that Trapping tech portrait?? :**(

 

[Denounced]

Byzantium is cute. However, I declare war anyway.

 

[Magma_Dragoon]

Byzantium is cute. However, I declare war anyway.

No, Byzantium is not cute. Byzantium is a nasty, wonderwhoring, denouncing demoness who will be bent over and violated with a cactus in every game I see her

 

[ThisNameIsTooLo]

Yeah but it would only be used on the French infantry and therefore wouldn't be worth the time to create...

I woke up the house laughing at that. Thanks a lot.

 

[epicbert]

I don`t think the foxes are cute, they`re just extremely well animated. It`s just like REAL foxes act where I live (if they think it`s safe). I don`t usually pay attention to stuff like this, but I found myself looking at the foxes frolicking around for at least a minute.

I do wonder why they didn`t go to that much effort to make troops and cities look that alive - add more battle anims, city activity, etc !

Wrong focus in my view.

Yeah.

 

[epicbert]

Byzantium is cute. However, I declare war anyway.

I declare war no matter what.
france
china
Russia
germany
rome
greece
Siam
aztec
iquinous?
Etc, etc

That's how I win. Every time. FEAR ME AI CHARACTERS

 

[Bakspatel]

Look how the foxes frolic and play in their glen! Sooooo cute! I can't bring myself to put a camp on those little guys, knowing they will be killed. Please replace them with a less adorable graphic.

Yet you have no problems with putting camps at elephants for their ivory, knowing that they are getting close to being endangered?

 

[Crafty Bison]

Ha, foolish foxes! I shall crush them with my mighty workers hammer! I shall also find the foxes of enemies and pillage them until they are no more than black smoke! Tremble at my warm clothing! That is all.

 

[Karmah]

Yet you have no problems with putting camps at elephants for their ivory, knowing that they are getting close to being endangered?

Something called sympathy. I m trying to put an end to their misery. Same with the foxes , after killing the mother fox , I don t leave the babies standing , that would be too cruel.
Same with those foxes living in a hard arid tundra, they are indeed miserable. By taking their lives , I m their savior. Of course this has a cost , so I have to sell their precious fur but that s purely philantropic on my part.

 

[JanghanHong]

These Aspergeresque replies and logic ruined what was essentially a good OP joke.

 

[ThisNameIsTooLo]

These Aspergeresque replies and logic ruined what was essentially a good OP joke.

And you ruined my mood with that post. So it's all reciprocal.

 

[Smokeybear]

These Aspergeresque replies and logic ruined what was essentially a good OP joke.

How do you know it was a joke? For all we know, they were serious.

 

[Peng Qi]

How do you know it was a joke? For all we know, they were serious.

I think the part where they ask for a less adorable graphic kind of gives it away as not entirely serious (although I do think the expression of cuteness was genuine and I agree).

 

[Snoopaloop]

No, Byzantium is not cute. Byzantium is a nasty, wonderwhoring, denouncing demoness who will be bent over and violated with a cactus in every game I see her

This was the best statement in the thread anyways.

 

[HeraldtheGreat]

create a ban maple syrup amendment addition to the UN!

You do know that there are CANADIANS reading these posts, yes? I am personally offended by even the thought...
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Stupid truth always resisting simplicity.
-John Green

 

[therottweiler]

Poor foxes. I will still build the camp.. but feel bad about it. Thanks OP.

 

[dexters]

I demand beaver pelts.

 

[HeraldtheGreat]

I demand beaver pelts.

Yes! Amen, brother! Bring back the true icon of furs!
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Stupid truth always resisting simplicity.
-John Green