Vandal Warlord
Nazgûl
Based off of Flouzemaker's amazing work, here is my story of the Israelites using World of Legends .50.
I apologize in advance to all you thoroughly religious folk in advance, as I will make quite a few jokes about Jesus and such.
Hello, my name is Jesus
A Corn a day keeps John Away-
Christianity-
THE SETTINGS
A long time ago in a galaxy far,far,far, FAR, away.....
- *Unghhhh* That was some party.
- Yes it was sir.
- Who are you? Where am I?
- I am your chief advisor, Bahn, and this is your domain.
- Really? Cool! Except.........
- What sir?
- What's wrong with your head?
- What do you mean?
- Its.... You know....
- What?
-..........
- Spit it out, dammit!
-You look like Arnold!
- Who's Arnold?
- Never mind that Bob.
- My name is Bahn.
- That's what I said. Now, what do we do now?
-We can found our first city, ooh, I think I see a nice spot there!
- Well, what do you know! You can see!
- I'm not blind sir. I still can see out of one eye.
- Well, you've got one hell of a peeper there. Look at this stuff around us. What's that green stuff there?
- Corn, sir.
- What do we do with it?
- You eat it.
Jesus peels a corn, only to find a large hairy thing on the corn.
- Do we eat that?
- No sir, that's a worm.
- $^#@!
Jesus throws the corn. After a short time air born, the corn strikes a man running up to the pair.
-To be Continued-
I apologize in advance to all you thoroughly religious folk in advance, as I will make quite a few jokes about Jesus and such.
Hello, my name is Jesus
-Chapters-
In the Beginning-A Corn a day keeps John Away-
Christianity-
THE SETTINGS
A long time ago in a galaxy far,far,far, FAR, away.....
There was Jesus
-In the Beginning-- *Unghhhh* That was some party.
- Yes it was sir.
- Who are you? Where am I?
- I am your chief advisor, Bahn, and this is your domain.
- Really? Cool! Except.........
- What sir?
- What's wrong with your head?
- What do you mean?
- Its.... You know....
- What?
-..........
- Spit it out, dammit!
-You look like Arnold!
- Who's Arnold?
- Never mind that Bob.
- My name is Bahn.
- That's what I said. Now, what do we do now?
-We can found our first city, ooh, I think I see a nice spot there!
- Well, what do you know! You can see!
- I'm not blind sir. I still can see out of one eye.
- Well, you've got one hell of a peeper there. Look at this stuff around us. What's that green stuff there?
- Corn, sir.
- What do we do with it?
- You eat it.
Jesus peels a corn, only to find a large hairy thing on the corn.
- Do we eat that?
- No sir, that's a worm.
- $^#@!
Jesus throws the corn. After a short time air born, the corn strikes a man running up to the pair.
-To be Continued-
Spoiler :
Just as I begin to start this story, my printer doesn't allow me scan images. So, all I can do is use paint. Therefore, the artwork is not so great.