vladmir_illych_lenin
King
1 In de beginnin' God created da damn heaven and da damn eard.
2 And da damn eard wuz widout fo'm, and void; and darkness wuz downon de face uh de deep. Jes hang loose, brud. And da damn Spirit uh God moved downon de face uh de boozes.
3 And God said, Let dere be light, dig dis: and dere wuz light. Man!
4 And God saw de light, dat it wuz baaaad: and God divided da damn light fum de darkness.
5 And God called da damn light Day, and da damn darkness he called Night. Man! And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de fust day. Slap mah fro!
6 And God said, Let dere be some firmament in de midst uh de boozes, and let it divide da damn boozes fum de boozes.
7 And God made da damn firmament, and divided da damn boozes which wuz unda' de firmament fum de boozes which wuz above da damn firmament, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
8 And God called da damn firmament Heaven. 'S coo', bro. And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de second day. Slap mah fro!
9 And God said, Let da damn boozes unda' de heaven be gadered togeda' unto one place, and let da damn dry land appear, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
10 And God called da damn dry land Eard; and da damn gaderin' togeda' of de boozes called he Seas, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
11 And God said, Let da damn eard brin' fo'd grass, de herb yieldin' seed, and da damn fruit tree yieldin' fruit afta' his kind, whose seed be in itself, downon de eard: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
12 And da damn eard brought fo'd grass, and herb yieldin' seed afta' his kind, and da damn tree yieldin' fruit, whose seed wuz in itself, afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
13 And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de dird day. Slap mah fro!
14 And God said, Let dere be lights in de firmament uh de heaven t'divide da damn day fum de night; and let dem be fo' signs, and fo' seasons, and fo' days, and years, dig dis:
15 And let dem be fo' lights in de firmament uh de heaven t'cut light downon de eard: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
16 And God made two great lights; de greata' light t'rule da damn day, and da damn lessa' light t'rule da damn night, dig dis: he made da damn stars also. 'S coo', bro.
17 And God set dem in de firmament uh de heaven t'cut light downon de eard,
18 And t'rule upside de day and upside de night, and t'divide da damn light fum de darkness, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
19 And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de foed day. Slap mah fro!
20 And God said, Let da damn boozes brin' fo'd abundantly de movin' creature dat had life, and fowl dat may fly above da damn eard in de jimmey firmament uh heaven. 'S coo', bro.
21 And God created great whales, and every livin' creature dat moved, which de boozes brought fo'd abundantly, afta' deir kind, and every win'ed fowl afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
22 And God blessed dem, sayin', Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill de boozes in de seas, and let fowl multiply in de eard.
23 And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de fifd day. Slap mah fro!
24 And God said, Let da damn eard brin' fo'd de livin' creature afta' his kind, cattle, and creepin' doodad, and beast uh de eard afta' his kind, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
25 And God made da damn beast uh de eard afta' his kind, and cattle afta' deir kind, and every doodad dat creeped downon de eard afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
26 And God said, Let us make joker in our image, afta' our likesness, dig dis: and let dem gots dominion upside de fish uh de sea, and upside de fowl uh de air, and upside de cattle, and upside all de eard, and upside every creepin' doodad dat creeped downon de eard.
27 So's God created joker in his own image, in de image uh God created he him; male and dudette created he dem. WORD!
28 And God blessed dem, and God said unto dem, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish de eard, and subdue it, dig dis: and gots dominion upside de fish uh de sea, and upside de fowl uh de air, and upside every livin' doodad dat moved downon de eard.
29 And God said, Behold, ah' have given ya' every herb bearin' seed, which be upon de face uh all de eard, and every tree, in de which be de fruit uh a tree yieldin' seed; t'ya' it shall be fo' meat. Man!
30 And t'every beast uh de eard, and t'every fowl uh de air, and t'every doodad dat creeped downon de eard, wherein dere be life, ah' have given every green herb fo' meat, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
31 And God saw every doodad dat he had made, and, behold, it wuz real baaaad. And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de sixd day. Slap mah fro!
2 And da damn eard wuz widout fo'm, and void; and darkness wuz downon de face uh de deep. Jes hang loose, brud. And da damn Spirit uh God moved downon de face uh de boozes.
3 And God said, Let dere be light, dig dis: and dere wuz light. Man!
4 And God saw de light, dat it wuz baaaad: and God divided da damn light fum de darkness.
5 And God called da damn light Day, and da damn darkness he called Night. Man! And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de fust day. Slap mah fro!
6 And God said, Let dere be some firmament in de midst uh de boozes, and let it divide da damn boozes fum de boozes.
7 And God made da damn firmament, and divided da damn boozes which wuz unda' de firmament fum de boozes which wuz above da damn firmament, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
8 And God called da damn firmament Heaven. 'S coo', bro. And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de second day. Slap mah fro!
9 And God said, Let da damn boozes unda' de heaven be gadered togeda' unto one place, and let da damn dry land appear, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
10 And God called da damn dry land Eard; and da damn gaderin' togeda' of de boozes called he Seas, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
11 And God said, Let da damn eard brin' fo'd grass, de herb yieldin' seed, and da damn fruit tree yieldin' fruit afta' his kind, whose seed be in itself, downon de eard: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
12 And da damn eard brought fo'd grass, and herb yieldin' seed afta' his kind, and da damn tree yieldin' fruit, whose seed wuz in itself, afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
13 And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de dird day. Slap mah fro!
14 And God said, Let dere be lights in de firmament uh de heaven t'divide da damn day fum de night; and let dem be fo' signs, and fo' seasons, and fo' days, and years, dig dis:
15 And let dem be fo' lights in de firmament uh de heaven t'cut light downon de eard: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
16 And God made two great lights; de greata' light t'rule da damn day, and da damn lessa' light t'rule da damn night, dig dis: he made da damn stars also. 'S coo', bro.
17 And God set dem in de firmament uh de heaven t'cut light downon de eard,
18 And t'rule upside de day and upside de night, and t'divide da damn light fum de darkness, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
19 And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de foed day. Slap mah fro!
20 And God said, Let da damn boozes brin' fo'd abundantly de movin' creature dat had life, and fowl dat may fly above da damn eard in de jimmey firmament uh heaven. 'S coo', bro.
21 And God created great whales, and every livin' creature dat moved, which de boozes brought fo'd abundantly, afta' deir kind, and every win'ed fowl afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
22 And God blessed dem, sayin', Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill de boozes in de seas, and let fowl multiply in de eard.
23 And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de fifd day. Slap mah fro!
24 And God said, Let da damn eard brin' fo'd de livin' creature afta' his kind, cattle, and creepin' doodad, and beast uh de eard afta' his kind, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
25 And God made da damn beast uh de eard afta' his kind, and cattle afta' deir kind, and every doodad dat creeped downon de eard afta' his kind, dig dis: and God saw dat it wuz baaaad.
26 And God said, Let us make joker in our image, afta' our likesness, dig dis: and let dem gots dominion upside de fish uh de sea, and upside de fowl uh de air, and upside de cattle, and upside all de eard, and upside every creepin' doodad dat creeped downon de eard.
27 So's God created joker in his own image, in de image uh God created he him; male and dudette created he dem. WORD!
28 And God blessed dem, and God said unto dem, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish de eard, and subdue it, dig dis: and gots dominion upside de fish uh de sea, and upside de fowl uh de air, and upside every livin' doodad dat moved downon de eard.
29 And God said, Behold, ah' have given ya' every herb bearin' seed, which be upon de face uh all de eard, and every tree, in de which be de fruit uh a tree yieldin' seed; t'ya' it shall be fo' meat. Man!
30 And t'every beast uh de eard, and t'every fowl uh de air, and t'every doodad dat creeped downon de eard, wherein dere be life, ah' have given every green herb fo' meat, dig dis: and it wuz so. 'S coo', bro.
31 And God saw every doodad dat he had made, and, behold, it wuz real baaaad. And da damn evenin' and da damn mo'nin' wuz de sixd day. Slap mah fro!
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