gettingfat said:
The more I play Civ4, the more I find something not making any sense, to the point I actually find it funny, e.g.
- You're are living in a totally isolated island in the ancient era. Your people exhaust themselves to build a Pyramid for you and is 90% finished. Suddenly a voice in your head tells you, "Stop, it has been built by people far far away, you've infringed somebody's copyright". You're so upset, but then you realize that you can actually turn the stones that you used into heaps of gold by some sort of magic.
- You can turn the ivory that you trade for into elephant warriors. Another magic.
- Stone is harder to find than iron. Oil seems to be everywhere.
- My Mongolian Kershners with flank II promotion don't know how to withdraw from a bunch of spearmen charging at them.
- Elizabeth still doesn't want to teach me alphabet after I've razed her two cities and beseiged London with my 15 axemen.
- Seeing a whole stack of longbowmen fortifying at their capital? No problem, we've got suicide bombers, a.k.a. catapults.
- My people have learned fusion, still have no clue how to plant a tree.
- The easiest way to win diplomatically is to nuke everybody so your people represent over 67% of population in the world
- One can spend money on research to discover God
Not that I'm complaining. A game is a game. Just find it so weird.
Ok How's this for sense of humour bypass:-
The pyramids turning to gold is pretty stupid, but if you didn't do something with all that raw material other than sell it and let people use it for something else you'd get nothing for your troubles, except a nice pointy waste of time. The pyramids represents organizational skills and engineering beyond the norm . It is the physical embodiment of the bonuses it grants. Oh and btw there is no evidence that the pyramids were ever used as tombs as such, no pharoahs were found there and no burial treasures. All dead pharoahs appear to have been buried in smaller structures elsewhere. Valley of the kings. The Pyramids look more like temples/astronomical positioning systems than tombs.
Yeah that's just silly, the Elephants represent areas where elephants hang man, where they do there thang baby, people in these areas have been using them for ivory and war historicaly doesn't seem to unrealistic?
Iron is easier to find than good quality building stone and marble is even rarer, it is the most abundant material in the Earth and consequently I can walk 200 yards from my house and pick up a chunk of iron/iron oxide.
It's not easy to flank attack an enemy when you are defending, in fact it's impossible.
Well I can't speak for Elizabeth but if you took out two of my cities and had 15 axeman on me I wouldn't want to trade anything with you full stop, except insults.
The suicide thing is done for game balance, it kinda makes sense when you take into account just how effective catapults are maybe they should make bombard suicidle instead but I think it works quite well, and they don't always die. Banzai!!!!!
your right forestry should come with an earlier tech. like erm something after engineering, tree husbandry maybe?
I think diplomatic victory by the sword is a fair way to win it, be it with nukes or with an army.
You don't spend money on finding god, you spend money on paths of thought that lead by natural extension to the belief in god, thus mysticism, or thoughts about life after death/death itself, creation and nature leads to the belief in a god eventually.
Sense of humour? Pah, who needs a sense of humour