"The barbarians tremble before the mighty microphone of Daimyo Lanzelot!" -- Wait a moment, what did I just say? Something's wrong here.
Counsel! Counsel!! Where is my sword? What happened?
Counsel: But master, don't you know? Today is the birthday of one of the Greatest Kings that ever lived in the history of mankind! Everyone sings songs today in his honor. I thought you wanted to join the celebrations, and put that mic on your dressing chair yesterday evening...
Lanzelot: Ah, well done my wise counselor! (Withdraws, singing...)
"Oh let me be -- your teddy bear..."
On Jan 7th, 23:59, open the "Adjust Date&Time" icon in the lower right corner of your PC and change the date to Jan 8th. (So that a few seconds later it will go to Jan 9th.)
On Jan 9th, 00:01, open the "Adjust Date&Time" icon in the lower right corner of your PC and change the date from Jan 10th back to Jan 9th.
Daimyo Lanzelot beats a barbarian over the head with his mic. (After that philistine did not pay due respect to Lanzelot's singing...) After this little "incident", the entire barbarian camp was immediately convinced by the "artistic qualities" of Daimyo Lanzelot's performance and broke into a loud round of applause, promoting him to the status of "veteran singer".
This painting shows Daimyo Lanzelot receiving his "well-deserved" applause:
Of course a famous singer requires an appropriate payment. When the barbarian villagers refuse to pay their entree fee, Daimyo Lanzelot exchanges his mic with the sword again to put more weight behind his words... Now the villagers willingly deliver the requested admission of 25g...
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