Yowza. If we thought all hell broke loose last session, it was mild compared to tonight's.
The game is over. Tabarnak won a very much deserved space victory. The how is much more interesting than the what, in this case. Read on.
Okay, starting tonight's session, I'd taken over one of India's core cities, after getting some nuke help from France (knocked the defenses down and, critically, destroyed most of his defensive army in the field). After a few turns of healing up there, we went for the capital, to knock over his spaceship and prevent Tabarnak's long foreseen win.
We met some resistance, but even without another nuke (which pitt was shy of donating to the cause...I figured because he wanted to retain them to use against me
) I had a couple of mechs, a couple rocket artis, and about four modern armor, plus a great general. Delhi was mine within a couple of turns. (Huh, here's a question: what would've happened if I'd razed it...this will make more sense below.)
Nuclear paranoia set in, and, thinking India was done, its ship gone (although its parts still showed in the victory screen), I pulled almost all my forces back, not caring if I lost the city. I then DoWed France, my close associate for most of the game, and using the same units from the assault on India, came back with the sole intent of cutting pitt's uranium. Short term thinking, I know. I couldn't hold it...but at that moment, I thought it was what I had to do.
Next thing you know, the guy who said he'd need some cash to help out vs. India with another nuke, is dropping two on my cities. Kyoto and Tokyo both get hit. Now...I suspect it was actually before this, that Egypt had started attacking me back on my western front, at Satsuma (the city we traded back and forth last session, before peace broke out again). He took Satsuma, and now with my other cities nuked, his army started to press in. France captured Tokyo.
Meanwhile...India retook Delhi...and lo and behold, the spaceship was resurrected, and all he has to do is finish that one last part again.
Huh???
So now I start telling France and Egypt, hey, why are you killing me, India's going to win in 8 turns!!! About four turns later they get it, realize he only has one part left, and things turn around again. France and I make peace...it was just a misunderstanding.
To provide him a quick route to India's cap, I give him Varanasi and pointed the way (nice road all the way to his capital), gifting my last unit in the area to help the cause. France goes all out to invade India, to repeat my job of stopping the space ship, again. (I'd tried with my three units left in the area, so that had softened up T's minor defenses, but failed.)
Tabarnak's head is spinning now. You lost Varanasi??? wtf?
Apparently what happens then is, I think with a paratrooper and or a tank, pitt manages to intercept the last space part, the stasis chamber, on the way to recaptured Delhi, and kills it I guess. Then he takes Delhi, as insurance, and manages to hold onto it.
Back at the Japanese ranch, Egypt is eating me up. They've taken another city, cutting my aluminum, and making my modern armor, jet (just the one), and rocket artillery entirely toothless. It's looking like seppuku time for Oda. At least I have a one tile island city (settled back when I realized I had no navy to invade Tabarnak with...before the plan to go through France was hatched) to retreat to and watch the show.
I begin telling Brenador he's next, who does he think France will nuke next?
He offers peace, after my cap is down. I'm left with Osaka and my holiday island.
And then it comes, as expected. They turn on each other. Egypt attacks, knowing France will. This is the France that has supplied Egypt with most of his high tech units, through the years, for cash, to use against me. Hmmmn. Nice one. Diplo trophy goes to pitt for this game...despite the number of times he goofed with private chats sent to everyone.
So T and I are hitting enter, waiting to see what happens.... He says he's off to get a smoke.... Little did we know...
Finally, as France is bombing the hell out of Thebes, after nuking it, and only a few clicks away from sending in a modern armor to take the city, and win a domination win...we get the game over screen. Tabarnak has won a space victory.
The Zombie Spaceship from Hell has been fired up, by some voodoo, and with the last part completed (a 2nd, a 3rd time?), he launches it from his new capital of Mumbai!!!
All of us were surprised by this one, even T.
Well done, my man, well done. Nicely played all--I think we all had our moments of glory in this game. I know I had my fun unleashing the blitz to knock the spaceship over the first time. Now we know: spaceships are actually undead, and get spirited away to the new capital when a civ is being invaded....
This was a hell of a game. The new patch sent my unhappiness to -11 and then -15 for our last load, after being okay prior.
But the big question is: are Zombie Spaceships of Doom a bug? A design oversight or flaw? Or just a bad idea that needs to be fixed? Tell us, Firaxis! Inquiring minds want to know!!!
...looking forward to the next one... And very glad we've completed a game...even if it took us a month. (Next time maybe set days? Ah, whatever, it was worth it.)