Police Investigate Drive-By Rap Throw Downs

[Desertsnow]

The Beastie Boys were all white, right?

 

[warpus]

Irish people aren't white, though

Spoiler :

 

[Hygro]

The Beastie Boys were all white, right?

Yeah, for quite some time, too.

 

[BvBPL]

Henry Rollins too, although he's unlikely to be seen in open-toe sandals. Certainly not in New England in March.

Bless is white too and one of my favorite fighters from the fantastic rap wrestling game, Def Jam: Fight for New York.

 

[Gori the Grey]

Chorus:

You know Fitty from Nas by his bullet hole scahs.
You know Pac by his knotted bandana.
Pharrell by his hat, Lil Wayne by that tat.
If you're stiff, you know it is Rhianna.
You know Em cuz he's white. Flava Flav's smile is bright.
You know Kanye by Grammy-time scandals.
There's a new game in town, so start lookin down.
Cuz he's known by his open-toed sandals.

First verse:
I'm not surprised that the Vice squad is strivin
To identify me by findin the guy
With the stylin n fly set of sandals. And why?
When my homies and I are out drivin n spy
Some school kids to school, I drive right up and I
Don't even say hi before firin a volley
Of rhymes from the nine that's my mind. It's like lightning.
They huddle befuddled and under that thunderous
Downpour n torrent are cowed and look down.
And should, where the rain has poured,
See the footwear I'm famous for.

 

[warpus]

Yeah

(I'm the guy in rap videos who says "Yeah")

 

[Desertsnow]

You have a Canadian flag in your avatar, and you say "yeah" instead of "eh"?

*ducks*