Revolution IOT

[Double A]

So you admit you are a coward? Because that is some of the worst reasoning I've ever heard for not supporting an ally, and I've read quite a bit of European history.

ooc: God will smite you? I didn't think your nation was Jewish.

 

[Mathalamus]

im not a coward. i can declare war on Israel right this second. but i cant because the Spanish Empire is not yet designed for fighting. i have 15 armies and 10 navies, most of which are homeported. and i wish to remain neutral in the conflict.

 

[Double A]

"I can declare war. I just don't want too."

15 armies and 10 navies are more than enough, and next turn you will have enough LPs to walk all over Israel.

 

[Mathalamus]

15 armies wont be enough to even take over Israel proper.

 

[Double A]

It wouldn't, you're right. But it's not your 15 alone, since you wouldn't be the only country fighting Fundamentalistan. And next turn you can build more.

 

[Mathalamus]

i woudl be betraying Israel. if i am to declare war, i should do ti when Israel has only one province, and barely any armies. a clean decisive strike.

 

[Double A]

No you wouldn't, by not honoring our defensive pact, you're betraying me. Defensive pacts are voided when a member declares war on another member (and sometimes at all). And DoWing when they have 1 province wouldn't help. At all. That's doing nothing during the entire war except taunting Dommy when he looses.

I really want to smack some sense into you. Just one.

 

[Mathalamus]

actually i consider the MU disbanded. therefore we dont have a defensive pact. the actual deletion is jsut a formality.

 

[Double A]

Dommy attacked before you disbanded the MU.

And if you're using that as your excuse, you aren't allied with him! Go! Attack!

 

[Mathalamus]

i don't know if i can justify the cost versus gain in this conflict. sure i can take all fo turkey, and probabaly parts of Israel, but that's the last thing anyone would need. remember Byzantium?

by declaring war on Israel, you consent to tolerate the Byzantine Empire, a vassal in the Spanish Empire.

 

[Double A]

The cost? You're complaining about LPs when your ally is in semi-danger?

And I have no idea what that last line means.

 

[Mathalamus]

you are not in danger. you are holding the holy land juuust fine. in fact, your winning.

 

[Double A]

Yes. But I have famously bad luck with random.org. Knowing me, every time I win, I'll loose 90% of my damn army, and every time he wins, he'll loose only 10% of his men.

That, and I don't know who else I'm fighting, because no one has ever declared war in the thread

 

[Mathalamus]

the Mediterranean Union is hereby disbanded!

but i cant delete the group. how disappointing. everyone just pretend it doesn't exist.

 

[GhostWriter16]

@Mathalamus- You already agreed our demands were reasonable. Please stay neutral. Its a 2 on 2 war, so its fair ATM.

 

[Mathalamus]

dont worry, ill stay out of it. i had to prove why i cant join a war.

 

[Double A]

@Mathalamus- You already agreed our demands were reasonable. Please stay neutral. Its a 2 on 2 war, so its fair ATM.

He can't change his mind?

Math, you should know that communism (ie England) won't stop trying to convert people to communism until everyone believes that only rich people are evil, hate-filled bastards, and not everyone. And Dommy's gonna do the same thing with Judaism. Maryland and I are perfectly content to stay out of other people's business.

 

[Mathalamus]

oh i know. the communist problem was addressed a few pages back. the judaism problem was sorted out even earlier.

i am no threat to both communism and socialism. the economy is already quite socialist anyways.

 

[Sonereal]

In light of analyst reports, the Western European Union wishes to surrender to the Maryland-Egypt Coalition and apologizes for escalating the war.

Edit: No update until Sunday. I don't update on Saturdays for personal reasons.

 

[Double A]

oh i know. the communist problem was addressed a few pages back. the judaism problem was sorted out even earlier.

i am no threat to both communism and socialism. the economy is already quite socialist anyways.

Ok, fair enough about socialism. They wouldn't mess with you if you're already one of them.

But Judaism... fundamentalists can easily change their minds. All they have to say is their god told them so and they can do whatever they want and get away with it.

In light of analyst reports, the Western European Union wishes to surrender to the Maryland-Egypt Coalition and apologizes for escalating the war.

Edit: No update until Sunday. I don't update on Saturdays for personal reasons.

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