Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition (Part IV)

[Abaddon]

Roll to Dodge XXXI: Furthermore Ludicrous Edition
(Part IV)​

Roll to Dodge 31??!? Yep, really. There have been 30 Roll to Dodge's attempted before this one. While there have been some awesome ones, most have been massive fails and died very quickly. I however, have completed several Roll to Dodge games. My first one took 33 Updates, the second one completed within 28 Updates. The third finished off a lot quicker, bit of a mistake there, but oh well! This will be my fourth game, hopefully many of you will join in and enjoy the game as I moderate it for you.

Previous Winners
Terrance888
Boundless
west india man

Sign-ups are CLOSED​

 

[Abaddon]

Rules


1. Post an action.
2. The result will be determined by the roll of the dice.
3. Any action that triggers a third-party attack on the player immediately grants a free defence roll.
4. Attempting an action requiring an intermediate action (i.e. starting a car with no keys) automatically fails.
5. The same action cannot be taken twice in a row.

Each player may submit one action per turn. I'll update whenever I feel like it. The game is played until one player remains alive, or a unifying winning situation occurs.

1 : Unbelievably total failure. Action WILL backfire.
2-4 : Failure, with penalty
5-7 : Marginal failure with possible penalty
8-10 : Failure, no penalty
11-13 : Straightforward success
14-16 : Success, with possible bonus
17-19 : Success, with circumstantial bonus
20 : MAXIMUM POWER. Guaranteed success, with added bonus.

Notes

# I quote all the actions and work down through them. Because of this the order of peoples posts is important. You cannot effect a roll happening before you, but you might affect all those afterwards..First come, first served. So get your actions in early!


Setting

Currently Unknown. Please post a location as well as an action in your first post.

 

[Abaddon]

Stats

Boundless
Killed the Church
Location: Arctic Ocean
Health: 9/20HP
Items:
Modifiers: Antichrist (+1 to demonic activities, -3 to "good" activities)
Stunned (unable to roll next turn)
Soviet Atomic Weapons (+3 damage)
3x Remote Bomb (+3damage +1atk)
Drowning! (Death in 3 turns)

Catharsis
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 16/20HP
Items: Broken Vial
Modifiers: AIDS (DEATH in 35 turns)
Broken Ankle (-3 to movement)

electric926
Submarine Captain
Location: In the water next to Submarine
Health: 20/20HP
Items:
SouthernKing
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 18/20HP
Items:
Modifiers Drowning! (Death in 4 turns)

GamezRule
In Jail
Napoleon
Annexed the Low Countries
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 20/20HP
Items:
Modifiers: In Jail (-1 to escape)

Red_Spy
Formed the Soviet Union
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 25/25HP
Items:
Modifiers: Awaiting the Gallows! (Death in 4 turns)

Yoshiegg737
Location: Castle (+4 Defence)
Health:
Items: Rocket Boots (+1 atk, +1 def)
Modifiers: Enemy of the State (-1 while in Russia)

west india man
Location: Turkey
Health: 20/20HP
Items:
Modifiers:

Verarde
Location: Mental Hospital
Health: 20/20HP
Items:
OxiClean
Zorbeez
Health-in-a-Pack x∞ (2 hp/turn - equipped)
Telekinesis (+2 to Telekinesis Rolls)
Modifiers: Patient in a padded cell


Takhisis
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 20/20HP
Items:
Modifiers: High Ranking Politician (+2 to Political Actions)
Premier (+2 to Premier things)
Vodka Cured Liver Failure
Vodka Powers (+1 to rolls involving Vokda)

Spoiler Dead and Gone :

SamSniped
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 0/20HP
Items:

Skwink
Location: Under a Car near Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health: 0/20HP
Items:
Modifiers: Bleeding (-4hp/turn)

Takhisis
Location: Church of the Savior on Split Blood in St. Petersberg
Health:0/20HP
Items: Shiny Axe (+1 atk, +1 Dmg)
Modifiers: Bleeding (-6hp/turn)
Severed Foot (-8 to movement actions)

 

[Boundless]

Double post - delete please

 

[Boundless]

Location: on a pirate ship.
I am the captain and take all other players hostage as my slaves.

 

[Takhisis]

Comment: Won't your nipples explode with delight? Edit: you can only do one action at a time!

Action: climbing down from the tree by the river, I swing my axe wildly at all in the vicinity. Felix (the kitten in my sporran) watches amused.

 

[Catharsis]

In the studio housing the sets on which the above two movies are being filmed, I sweep the floor.

 

[KaiserElectric]

In a submarine. I find myself captain of said submersible.

 

[Takhisis]

You find yourself? There's more than one of you?

 

[Abaddon]

Perhaps he is buddist.

 

[Takhisis]

Abaddon, are you absolutely sure you are not just tripping on some bad shrooms?

 

[SouthernKing]

The city from Sonic Adventure 2. I find a nuke.

 

[GamezRule]

Location: Paris

I take over the French government, because I am actually Prince Napoleon! The French Empire shall rise again!

 

[Red_Spy]

Setting: The glorious Motherland!

I become Premier

 

[Yoshiegg737]

Setting: On a deserted island with no land for miles. An impeding meteor will destroy the island in 2 days. There are also sharks all around the island.

I find rocket boots that fit

 

[W|M]

Location: Mogadishu

Action: Find AK-47s

 

[Boundless]

I wish I knew what AK-47s were (other than a gun of course). Everyone on this game seems to love them!

 

[Abaddon]

I will wait another day in case others want to play.

 

[Takhisis]

From Lord of War:

Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova model of 1947, more commonly known as the AK-47, or Kalashnikov. It's the worlds most popular assault rifle, a weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple nine pound amalgamation of forged steel and plywood, it doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will fire whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy to use even a child could use it, and they do. The Soviets put the gun on a coin, Mozambique put it on their flag. Since the end of the Cold War, the Kalashnikov has become the Russian people's greatest export.​

It's a real weapon of mass destruction, comes in smaller doses and is easier to smuggle and cheaper to obtain than a missile, all you need is more ammunition, and that is damn cheap.

 

[NinjaCow64]

Location: The Former Ugoslavic Republic of Macedonia.

Action: I get elected president in a landslide.