The 100 things women say or do that make us not interested.

[Swedishguy]

222# My mum is also my auntie!

 

[Hitti-Litti]

That was good!

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

223. My sister used to be my brother!

 

[kairob]

224 "I used to be my sisters brother"

 

[Hitti-Litti]

225. My mum is your sister!

 

[azzaman333]

226. "Are you gay?"

 

[Quasar1011]

146. wanna be my kids dad?

i got that one once, i crap you not.

227. "You have to buy me a promise ring."

I got that one once, from a woman in her 40s!

228. "Oh, you like my legs? My last boyfriend called them my nutcrackers."

 

[Swedishguy]

229# SERVICE! You make the dinner, 'aight?

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

230: If you don't know, I'm not going to tell you

 

[Atlas14]

231. Lets make love on Richard Nixon's nose!

 

[Chain n' Axe]

What's sex???

 

[BirraImperial]

233. "I want to remain a virgin until we get married"
234. "It's either me or that stupid Civ game"

 

[Perfection]

235. "No, you may not borrow my panties"

 

[azzaman333]

236. "No"

 

[Swedishguy]

231# What a greasy haircut!

 

[ice2k4]

232. Let's have sex and then commit suicide.

Edit: Fixed number, was viewing a different page and hit quick reply. Sorry.

 

[Atlas14]

How'd we go from #231 to #165?

233. "My bike has pegs!"

 

[Swedishguy]

234# ''My bike doesn't have any brakes! EEEHH!''

 

[Desmond Hawkins]

235. Guy: "That is a nice Halloween costume"
Girl: "What Halloween costume?"

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

233. "I want to remain a virgin until we get married"

I don't mind that, but . . .

236. "I want to remain a virgin . . . for the rest of my life."