@ Own: It's alright. I was just being a little psycho; i have major mood swing-age at the moment.
A corny joke (off google
)
A new nurse listened while Dr. Blake was yelling, "Typhoid!
Tetanus! Measles!"
The new nurse asked another nurse, "Why is he doing that?"
The other nurse replied, "Oh, he just likes to call the shots
around here."
*edit* Elephant jokes too!
Why did the 1st elephant fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
Why did the 2nd elephant fall out of the tree?
He was glued to the first.
Why did the 3rd elephant fall out of the tree?
He thought it was a game.
Why did the tree fall down?
He thought he was an elephant
How many elephants fit into a VW bug?
4
How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge?
There is one peanut butter trail.
How do you know if two elephants have been in your fridge?
There are two peanut butter trails.
How do you know if there's been three elephants in your fridge?
There's three peanut butter trails.
How do you know if there's been four elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW Bug parked out front.
Part One:
Q: Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
A: So they can hide in cherry trees!
Part Two:
Q: Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?
A: It works, doesn't it?