Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
The lamest jokes you can think of....... II
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Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
My friend asked for help rounding up his 28 cows... I said 30.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
I bought my friend an elephant for his room.
He started to thank me...
I said, "Don't mention it."
He started to thank me...
I said, "Don't mention it."
Fr8monkey
Deity
Someone got their jokes from Facebook...
Ferocitus
Deity
"For goodness sake, just listen to yourself", I said,
after my wife claimed that she had invented the echo.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One turns to the other and says "I think we got this joke wrong.".......
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Schrodinger's Douchebag: A guy who says offensive things, and decides if he was joking based on the reaction of people around him. Like President Trump.
Broken_Erika
Play with me.
Ever heard of the gummi bear who was missing a leg?
He lost it in NOM!
He lost it in NOM!
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Patience is what one has when there are too many witnesses...
warpus
In pork I trust
Seven Jews walk into a bar.
It's a very small bar.
It's a very small bar.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Want to have a smokin' hot body? Get cremated...
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
A chameleon walks into a bar... no-one notices, he just blends in.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Receptionist: "The doctor will see you now."
Invisible Man: "Finally, a cure!"
Invisible Man: "Finally, a cure!"
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
4/21 - National surprise drug test day.
Ferocitus
Deity
I had to get married because I got my girlfriend in trouble.
I got her involved in the civil war in Angola.
I got her involved in the civil war in Angola.
Darth Tribble
Friendly Neighborhood Conqueror
Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Red paint
Q: What is green and has wheels? A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Q: What is green and has wheels? A: Grass, I lied about the wheels.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
My boss told me to have a nice day, so I went home.
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
I don't need anger management, I need people to stop pissing me off!!!
Uncle Sparky
Pheasant Plucker
Amish pick up lines...
1) Can I see your ankles?
2) I'd like to hold a hymnal with you.
3) Are you Russian? Cause you're rushin' to my heart.
4) I know we're cousins, but we could be cousins with benefits...
1) Can I see your ankles?
2) I'd like to hold a hymnal with you.
3) Are you Russian? Cause you're rushin' to my heart.
4) I know we're cousins, but we could be cousins with benefits...
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