The triumph(?) of the Spaniards.

[Dumanios]

Huge Terra Map, Prince, Epic speed.

Isabella awoke one day and decided "we should build a city here." and so they did.



It is only in the year 3850 BC that our warriors find what appeared to be another civilization.



Later, contact is established and Isabella's servants bring her the Magical Mirror of Talking to other Leaders.



Isabella: who are you and what are you doing in my mirror?
Huayna Capac: The Incan Empire welcomes the glorious Spanish people and their leader, Isabella. You play ceremonial ball with us, we'll play ceremonial ball with you.
Isabella: I thought the Ball Court was the Mayan Unique Building?
Huayna Capac:
Isabella: Oh, and I'll have peace.
Huayna Capac: You have our Gratitude.

Science Advisor: My Lady, villagers near the Incan Empire have taught us how to sail the waters!
Isabella: Does it look like we have access to water?!
Science Advisor: Erhm, no but...
Isabella: GTFO.



Wilhelmina : I am honored to meet you, Isabella, I hope that our two nations will be able to, live in peace and friendship.
Isabella: Yeah, sure, why not?
Wilhelmina: Peasents! Prepare a feast for me and Isabella!



Buddha: Greetings. I am Buddha, founder of the Buddhist Religion.
Isabella: Sure, I'll convert. And you can be my foreign advisor.
Buddha: OK, and BTW, Huayna Capac is now Hindu.
Isabella: F***!



Otto von Bismark: Germany the great and its superior people greet you. I, Otto von Bismark, desire peace with all my neighbors - even with your puny culture.
Isabella: You can have your 'peace'.
Otto von Bismark: Minions! Let us have a feast!
After the diplomacy, Isabella scribbles 'Germany' onto a piece of paper.

Science Advisor: My Lady, we have learned how to kill wild animals!
Isabella: Haven't our warriors already killed a lion?
Science Advisor: Yes, but...
Isabella: GTFO.



Yunupingu: Welcome, Isabella. Know that the Aborigines endeavor to live in peace with this land.
Isabella: We'll have peace.
Yunupingu: I look forward to many years of peace with you.

Science Advisor: My Lady, we have learned how to harvest the materials of the hills!
Isabella: What will that do?
Science Advisor: It will allow us to get the shiny stuff on the hill to the south of us to give you tribute.
Isabella: Good, you are dismissed.

 

[Omega124]

Following this.

And I bet she scribbled Germany because of resident badass, Otto Von Bismarck, and the headgear of his choice, the Pickelhaube.

EDIT: Madrid looks like a great city, with a river, bountiful forests, gold and corn. Just wow.

 

[Sonereal]

Science Advisor: My Lady, villagers near the Incan Empire have taught us how to sail the waters!
Isabella: Does it look like we have access to water?!
Science Advisor: Erhm, no but...
Isabella: GTFO.

This is too perfect for words.

 

[Dumanios]

2725 BC

The Venerable Bede: I have made a list of the most civilizations in the world!
Isabella: Let me see...
The Venerable Bede:
Isabella: GTFO
The Venerable Bede: Hmmph.



Mayor of Madrid: My Lady, we have built a Buddhist Monastery!
Isabella: Good, train some workers.
Mayor of Madrid: Yes madam!

2700 BC

El Cid(Military Advisor): Our Warrior has slain a Lion!
Isabella: Good.

2475 BC

Mayor of Madrid: My Lady, the workers are trained.
Isabella: Send them to build a Gold Mine, and train more warriors.
Mayor of Madrid: Yes madam!

2400 BC

Science Advisor: My Lady, we can now smelt bronze! But we have bad news...
Isabella: What?
Science Advisor: We have no bronze in our land.
Isabella: GTF...
Science Advisor: But wait! There is a site near us that does have Bronze! and Wheat and Stone!
Isabella: What's the downside?
Science Advisor: It's close to the Inca lands.



2025 BC

Mayor of Madrid: A group of people have volunteered to go and settle near the Inca lands.
Isabella: Good.

1900 BC

Isabella adds 'Inca' to the list.

1650 BC

Buddha: Yunupingu is now Jewish.
Isabella: F***!!!
El Cid: My Lady, we have trained the first Archer Division, more are being trained.
Isabella: Excellent.
Buddha: Also, the true religion has spread to Barcelona.
Isabella: Excellent.

1575 BC

Buddha: The Dutch have built the Great Wall.
Isabella: Curses.

1550 BC



Napoleon Bonaparte: Bonjour. I'm Napoleon Bonaparte, Emperor, Marshal, and 1st Citizen of France. You can call me 'little corporal', but then I'd have to kill you.
Isabella: I'm Isabella, Queen of Spain and Castile, and I offer peace.
Napoleon Bonaparte: Wonderful!
Isabella: My list is big enough already.

 

[W|M]

What mod is this?

 

[Forty-Two]

What ever happened to the Story of the CivFanatics?