dragonprobably
The Poster Formerly Known as MartinLuther
America: There would be no other Civilizations.
Aztecs: The Spanish Civilization wouldn't exist.
Babylon: Babylon would never be corruption because Hammurabi's Code prevents it.
Maoist China: There is no corruption under communism, towns with small populations can create Steel without access to the necessary resources, and universities don't exist.
Egypt: All workers would look Jewish.
England: America and France don't exist and Tea is the resource that produces the most happiness and commerce.
France: All civilizations are not superior to France.
Germany: Once defeated, your conquerors will allow one half of your civilization to continue being a country, while the other half is still a part of your conquerors. Then after the fall of your conqueror, your civilization will be one again.
Greece: In the modern age, you always have zero gold and your gold per turn will always be in the negative zone.
India: War is fought without units.
Iroquois: The Hiawatha leaderhead will be the right skin color.
Japan: All units are big head-ed, big eye-ed teenagers in battle armor. Unless they're a girl, then they're going to be half-naked.
Persia: Sparta is not city of the Greeks, in fact, it's nowhere in the game.
Rome: When your Republic is at it's height, the leader will change the government to facism with absolutely no Anarchy. Also, barbarian uprisings are easy to defeat.
Russia: Even though your civilization is one of the biggest in the world, it still hasn't caught technologically with the other country's. After the discovery of Communism, research is increased.
Zulu: England does not exist.
Arabia: After you adopt a religion, it is required that all of the believers of the religion go to the religion's holy city once in their lifetime.
Celts: See Zulu.
Carthage: Rome does not exist.
Spain: Everyone believes in Christianity, everyone who doesn't is tortured to death. Also, any 's' sounds are pronounced like 'th'.
Ottomans: It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
Vikings: Raiding cities increases your culture.
Mongolia: Everyone sees your leader as a villain, even though he was a good guy.
North Korea: You can only play as North Korea and you must conquer the other civilizatons, which you can do easily because your civilization is the strongest. America is the weakest civilization, even if they have more soldiers. Communism is the only government you can adopt.
South Korea: Communism doesn't exist.
Sumeria: Gilgamesh (Sumeria's king unit) is the most powerful unit.
Portugal: Your civilization always gets the least land.
Hittites: There are always three men in your chariots.
Inca: The Incans start with 1 billion gold. Spain doesn't exist.
Maya: All the citizens outside of the Mayan empire are worried when 2012 comes around.
The Byzantines: It's Constantinople, not Istanbul.
The Netherlands: Tulips add the most commerce.
Aztecs: The Spanish Civilization wouldn't exist.
Babylon: Babylon would never be corruption because Hammurabi's Code prevents it.
Maoist China: There is no corruption under communism, towns with small populations can create Steel without access to the necessary resources, and universities don't exist.
Egypt: All workers would look Jewish.
England: America and France don't exist and Tea is the resource that produces the most happiness and commerce.
France: All civilizations are not superior to France.
Germany: Once defeated, your conquerors will allow one half of your civilization to continue being a country, while the other half is still a part of your conquerors. Then after the fall of your conqueror, your civilization will be one again.
Greece: In the modern age, you always have zero gold and your gold per turn will always be in the negative zone.
India: War is fought without units.
Iroquois: The Hiawatha leaderhead will be the right skin color.
Japan: All units are big head-ed, big eye-ed teenagers in battle armor. Unless they're a girl, then they're going to be half-naked.
Persia: Sparta is not city of the Greeks, in fact, it's nowhere in the game.
Rome: When your Republic is at it's height, the leader will change the government to facism with absolutely no Anarchy. Also, barbarian uprisings are easy to defeat.
Russia: Even though your civilization is one of the biggest in the world, it still hasn't caught technologically with the other country's. After the discovery of Communism, research is increased.
Zulu: England does not exist.
Arabia: After you adopt a religion, it is required that all of the believers of the religion go to the religion's holy city once in their lifetime.
Celts: See Zulu.
Carthage: Rome does not exist.
Spain: Everyone believes in Christianity, everyone who doesn't is tortured to death. Also, any 's' sounds are pronounced like 'th'.
Ottomans: It's Istanbul, not Constantinople.
Vikings: Raiding cities increases your culture.
Mongolia: Everyone sees your leader as a villain, even though he was a good guy.
North Korea: You can only play as North Korea and you must conquer the other civilizatons, which you can do easily because your civilization is the strongest. America is the weakest civilization, even if they have more soldiers. Communism is the only government you can adopt.
South Korea: Communism doesn't exist.
Sumeria: Gilgamesh (Sumeria's king unit) is the most powerful unit.
Portugal: Your civilization always gets the least land.
Hittites: There are always three men in your chariots.
Inca: The Incans start with 1 billion gold. Spain doesn't exist.
Maya: All the citizens outside of the Mayan empire are worried when 2012 comes around.
The Byzantines: It's Constantinople, not Istanbul.
The Netherlands: Tulips add the most commerce.