Yo Mama Jokes

[CocoIsKing28]

Yo mama is so slightly overweight that she has to watch what she eats from time to time.

 

[Daedwartin]

Your Mother is so sophisticated, when she calls her chaps, it's in the manner of a proper lady's tone and vocabulary.

Yo mama so beautiful and sexy, you have 900,000,000,000...half brothers...wait, she just had quints...

Yo mama so fat, she be the round used by space battles for one, at sufficient velocity.

 

[HeraldtheGreat]

YO MAMA'S SO FAT that we're all very concerned for her health, and hope she's alright.

 

[dragonprobably]

Yo mama so fat that when she went to school, she sat next to everyone.

 

[choxorn]

Yo momma's so old, she's older than yo momma jokes.

 

[Wondering Kid]

Yo momma is so ugly, she could be a modern art masterpiece

 

[Daedwartin]

yo momma is so heavy, we cant find her because she collapsed into a black hole.

 

[WhiteRobber]

Yo momma so fat, when she types something at the computer she presses all the keys at once with a finger!

 

[cluckay]

Yo mama so smart, she passed school with a 5.01 GPA

 

[WhiteRobber]

Yo mama so fat, she got hit by a train and she was the only survivor.

 

[Perfection]

Yo mama, shake that thang, woooooo!

 

[WhiteRobber]

Ma mama so great, she made a CFC account.

 

[caketastydelish]

Yo momma so fat she got invited to sing a song with Michele Moore and Adele.

edit: do you really live in the gangamn district of Seoul or is that just a joke?

 

[NedimNapoleon]

He lives in Romani district of Bucharest

 

[Daedwartin]

you mama so badass, she

 

[Perfection]

Yo mama so male he is refered to by the masculine pronoun

 

[choxorn]

Yo mama so old, she remembers when the jokes in this thread weren't stale.

 

[Kyriakos]

 

[da dick]

your momma so fat, people mistake her for a working class miniority group.

 

[bhsup]