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    Roman Emperors in Civ 6 terms...

    Well, Cicero is not so different from the American founding fathers, who certainly didn't trust the common folk to make decisions -- I think it a bit unfair the way some disparage the one yet venerate the others (though, of course, you don't find too many among the camp of anti-Ciceronians who...
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    Wait... people are still playing this game?

    I'll fire it up now and then. My friend likes to use the feature where you can see your creature on a black background as a makeshift CGI/greenscreen thingamajigger since he likes to make movies that need CGI monsters, but doesn't have an actual program for it.
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    Civ4 Stories&Tales Central

    I have a new story up. http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=418761 It's called the Pilgrim of Peking. It's from an RFC DoC game as China, and it follows the lifelong journey of a Taoist missionary from Beijing to Niwt-rst, detailing the sites he sees and the people he meets along the...
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    The Pilgrim of Peking

    In the mid 100s AD, Chin Pho Lu, the Wandering Daoist Missionary of Shanghai, set forth on a journey to the Great City of Roma, home to the Augustus of the Western Realms. The current year is 366 AD, and Chin Yang Lu, aged 15, has set forth on a journey similar to that of his venerated ancestor...
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    Anyone Else think the narrator sounds like a drunk buffoon?

    I like the new narrator, although Nimoy would've been better. I think Christopher Lee should narrate for 6, although Shatner'd be pretty awesome/hilarious.
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    ModBuddy not cooperating

    I have a big problem with ModBuddy right now - when I try to run it, Windows User Account Controls asks for a password for the ModBuddy Updater, which then promptly proceeds to "stop working" without doing anything and close itself. Then ModBuddy loads and I get the following screen: (in...
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    1000 things not to do at a funeral

    To get us back on the track we're supposed to be on, and not on the one which has a train coming the other way... 103. Paint the dead person's face up like Heath Ledger's Joker, and go dressed as Batman.
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    1000 things not to do at a funeral

    92. Read your favorite humor blog, and laugh uncontrollably. There. We're all caught up now. Next one shall invariably be 94.
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    1000 things not to do at a funeral

    87. During the eulogy, shout "Nelson Mandela!!!" and run screaming for the trees/hills/parking lot.
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    I am skeptical

    Yes, but Ender's Game is set at least a hundred years into the future, by which point I doubt we could recognize the descendants of the PC Game, considering how much technology can leap forward in a century.
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    The Civ V Expansion Wishlist

    Grow a sense of humor? I would also like to put forward a motion to change a civ on the list, North Carolina, or to at least show my take, regardless of whether you like it, from what is perhaps a slightly less silly perspective: North Carolina Terry Sanford (Who actually governed our state...
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    If you could suggest a new leader for each civ

    America needs John Adams, but only if Paul Giamatti does the dialogue.
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    Civilization V Special Edition Announced

    Not something I'd personally buy, but I'm glad they're releasing it for those of us who are more hardcore fanpersons than I am. And the Mech is making me happy, because it suggests a decent future era.
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    The Civ V Expansion Wishlist

    The CivFanatics Empire Leader: Thunderfall UU: Modder (replaces Worker, can build improvements 200% faster) UB: Forum (replaces Circus) Power: Modded AI (has an AI that improves itself each game, and automatically uses units and places cities intelligently)
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    I am skeptical

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