Recent content by Icepick Trotsky

Mikoyan have you ever played D&D. This is a Baldur's Gate 2: Throne of Bhall character! Either that or you are playing a really unoriginal game of D&D. So you can't rally call Simon Darkshade out because his D&D characters will be better and a lot more powerful because they are more...

What is the point of a kraken in D&D, because you can only fight it underwater ? Also how do you run barters between PC's and NPC's. Jus' want to know!

CRYSTAL PALACE ROCK! THe Eagle swoops low to kill it's prey!

Has no one heard of Lankhmar? P.S. Darkshade when one must talk in a posh accent one must stay refined. This means that one must not jab at the younger population but must control themselves.

Xvarts! Xvarts! Those ugly blue things! Thry are short, ugly and blue! Those are three good reasons to kill the blighters! Mikoyan your soul and xvarts are mine!

No one like Chulthu? That's a shame! P.s. Darkshade where you from? You don't say snobby stuff like that any more

I would always have my character inebriated! It's much more fun to be walking down an alley when an Orc jumps out at you and you look at it and after a brief pause start laughing! It's so fun! Then you spin round and lop it's ______ head off! Fun!

Hooray more weapons to add to the already huge Israli armoury which will be used for bad purposes (i.e. Not for peaceful purposes).

Snacks are a wonderful thing! I tend to get a tin of soup or Baked Beand and Cook them, and eat them with toast! Lovely with cheese!

I know it's wrong to do racist shows like that but going to the UN because of a TV show? If that happened in England there would be no TV exept for kiddie shows!

Your Character can beat Bane! Is bane Really that weak! :lol: :scan: :lol:

Which is the greatest in the many different fantasy worlds. I know my fave but what is yours?

Uh huh! You beat Zhents! ha! You would have to learn to fight before you can do that! P.S. if Manshoon or one of the Manshoon's took back over the Zhents, He and Semmemon would whip your smelly butt and all of the harpers smelly butts then move on to more minor people, such as Bane and...

So you think that just giving the halfling strength is enough to keep his feet on the ground! "You canna' change the laws of physics, Jim" I seen a house fly, hell I've even seen an elephant fly but i aint' never seen a halfling fly! lol. :lol:

You fool! The zhents are ruled by a chosen of bane and a fallen paladin of bane! That is the only reason the harpers beat the Zhents, Bad leadership! Hahahaha!