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    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    If you see a roadside sign that says Survey Crew Ahead, they are not actually interested in your opinions... I know that now.
  2. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    Apparently, analogy is not the study of buttholes...
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    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    On July 16, 1769, Father Junípero Serra dropped a waffle on a beach in southern California, and named the area Sandy Eggo.
  4. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    I love to put on warm underwear fresh out of the dryer. Plus it's fun to look around the laundromat and guess who they belong to.
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    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    After waiting over an hour to see the doctor, the receptionist said, 'Be patient.' I said, 'Yes, and soon!'
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    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    Police have confirmed that the person who fell from the rooftop nightclub was tragically not a bouncer.
  7. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    Always Forward - never coward
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    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    My sister's family are ranchers, so I have a steak in this. I won't roast you, though.
  9. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    You're going to milk that for all it's worth, aren't you?
  10. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    I was at the grocers yesterday and a man threw cheese, yogurt, and butter at me.. How dairy!
  11. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    I've been to the Arctic, but not the Antarctic.
  12. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    I did very thorough interviews!
  13. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    The way statistics work- I interviewed 1000 people who played Russian Roulette. 100% of them survived. Conclusion: Playing Russian Roulette is completely safe.
  14. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    Oh! The horror!
  15. Uncle Sparky

    The Llamast Jokes Thread... 3

    I love ruining the plot of "Picture of Dorian Gray". Never grows old!
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