Recent content by WhiteRobber

I puked blood and almost fainted so they sent me to Reanimation, where i found out i spewerd delirious nonsense and laughed while scratching my bald head so hard they hd to tie me down for three hours after which my legs have swollen, and so did my mouth, and now i have pneumonia and had a...

Hey, if you can't do that thing.... i'm literally conting my hours till "bye bye world". I wrote my will and told mom some one will give her an adress on PM on FBand she should send stuff there. Just friend her on FB, you can find her easily althugh she's NOT in my frienlist. Adios amigos.

I think im gonna play CounterStrike on my laptop in hospital while listening to Zedd's "Clarity" over and over while massaging my new baldness because ITFEELSSOGOOD and i'll stuff my face with chocolate-covered jelly not giving a halfpony about the acute myelogenous leukemia with cerebral...

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dropping a real life F-bomb on Ailedhoo in 3...2...1.... I feel complete.

Why you gonna be so ruuuuude Don't you know we're human(-ish) tooo? Why you gonna be so ruuuuude? I'm gonna marry Joan anyway....

All I can say is 'Moo'.

We're trying to be conservative here so shutup, CivO.

Why have I grown so attached to this community, guys. I trust you more than i trust my mom.

@cived, its not like im providing links for it, i am sane enough to keep it to myself if I ever do it, so no need to GO INSANE AND BAN THE VERY MENTION OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT. Seriously, you banning me for that is like a police arresting all the blacks in NY because one mentioned weed in a...

First to get banned on IRC. WHY AM I SUCH A DEVIANT. But seriously, Cived is too trigger-happy.

the good news: there's free wifi in hospital (ALBEIT NOBODY GIVES THE PASSWORD) and I gots laptop yay The bad news: Hell only knows how to use the freaking touchpad on this laptop, and IRC doesn't work on it, while the Steam chat won't load. Also laptop is my aunt's , has severe overheating...

Johnny is IOT. Matt is NES. Tim is the Civ part in CFC. I am bad at analogies. Also, will be in hospital for the holidays. Maybe there's link between these events. I dearly hope I'll get to post again in this.... friendly community. Kifflom.

Johnny is a racist. He hates Matt, who is African-American. Tim lives down the street in his mother's basement playing strategy games all day and barely knows about the existence of Johnny and Matt. Johnny's mom is worried that her son is too racist. So she organizes a party, where she invites...

One casual day at a Swedish police precinct "Hey Sven, check it out, some chick went topless on the street!" "Not interesting, Olaf." "Hey Sven, look, religious extremists kill students by the dozens!" "Don't worry, Olaf, all will be well." "Hey Sven, your kid went on the internet and..."...