Civ limericks

[Franklyn]

I've been at work since 8 a.m. today, and it's now much, much later than that. So my punchy little brain came up with the following, which arguably speak equally to my state of mind and my aspirations as a writer. For the record, I like Civ3, despite what these, er, verses might indicate.

Once there was a game we called Civ
It gave us a reason to live
We loved One and Two
But Three? It was poo.
And some Civers stuck Civ with a shiv.

A man known as Sid made a game.
His latest some thought was quite lame.
But I think it rocks.
It's better than socks
Or a wet sloppy kiss from Aunt Mame.

CFC is the name of this board
Where spammers come to get gored.
You write tripe like this
Your board mates will hiss
And set their bud lists to `ignored.'

.... your turn(s) ...

 

[Sixchan]

There once was a poster called Juize,
Who spammed just as much as he pleased,
He got banned every day,
in the usual way,
And every other chance he could sieze!

(no offense, Juize)

 

[Apollo]

Umm, isn't "Juize" pronounced like "juice" with a "z"?

 

[Ren]

Once there was a civer, ren
He used nukes to kill AI men
He ran out of luck
His reputation was f***ed
And his empire was over ran

Years later scientists found a stone
Right next to a very old throne
"The Great Ren is dead"
Is what it read
"So now his people are alone"

Now I know that's from Civ 1
Which in it's day was great fun
But now it is old
And so I am told
My limerick now should be done!

 

[Sixchan]

Umm, isn't "Juize" pronounced like "juice" with a "z"?

I don't know. I always had it as "Joo-eeze"

 

[G-Man]

Once there was an OS called win 98
it gets stuck every day so my works are always late
today it also doesn't work
my windows are broke
and in Gates I no longer have faith

 

[Hitro]

Originally posted by G-Man
and in Gates I no longer have faith

No longer? :crazyeyes
Ah, surrealism

 

[amadeus]

Originally posted by Sixchan
There once was a poster called Juize,
Who got spammed just as much as he pleased,
He got banned every day,
in the usual way,
And every other chance he could sieze!

(no offense, Juize)

No offense either, but I thought Juize was a girl.

 

[Juize]

ApolloUmm, isn't "Juize" pronounced like "juice" with a "z"?

Everyone I know (in real world), uses [ju-itze]

(Finnish pronouncing is F R E A K Y)

That's a nice and describing poem 6chan .

 

[G-Man]

Originally posted by Hitro

No longer? :crazyeyes
Ah, surrealism

It's also a word game - my windows are broke, and in gates I longer have faith.