If the World Worked Like Civ III...
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Pentium
Digital Matter
Why should I think anything about this planet, if I can generate a new world just by restarting the game?
mastertyguy
I'm tired!
Iron was two tiles away from their cultural borders, and they didn't want to build colonies.Nate1976 said:
zakjapannertje
Chieftain
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Many thousand years before explorers like Sir Edmund Hillary could do a single scout or warrior or worker etc. could climb high snowy mountains without the barriers of lacking oxygen.
Chinese American
Hamtastic Knight
- New York City would be founded in Florida
- You can start over as many times as you want. Like a weird Groundhog's Day. One day your neighbor is China, next day it's Japan.
- You can start over as many times as you want. Like a weird Groundhog's Day. One day your neighbor is China, next day it's Japan.
mastertyguy
I'm tired!
... or zululand
Alpha Draconis1
Chieftain
- No matter your representative government, salaries will always be 1 gold per unit.
- However, communal and despotic governments would not pay their workers.
- There are no children. People just pop out of the granary when it's full.
- Factories and plants are the sole sources of pollution. Meanwhile, steam trains chug along spouting minty fresh smoke.
- Somehow, smoke, toxic, and nuclear chemicals can be recycled.
- The Three Musketeers would be a book about four sharpshooting guys dressed in pink. No swords or sabres for them.
- Japan conquers Indonesia, Malaysia, the Philippines, Burma, Australia, and parts of Korea by the Middle Ages.
- Meanwhile, Mao has assassinated Shih Huang Ti, built the Pyramids, and established the Dye Road.
- Samurai defends Kyoto from an invading horde of Chinese Riders.
- Magellan didn't go to the Spanish to ask for funding; he went to the Aztecs instead.
- In the year 2049 AD, with China locked in a vicious war with America, a lone Japanese archer declares war, and enters Nanking. The ROP Rape of Nanking becomes a celebrated holiday to all westerners.
- President Gandhi has been declared the UN Secretary. His supporters, President Hiawatha and President Montezuma sacrifices thirty warriors and nine virgins in celebration of the event.
- The Charge of the Light Brigade would have seen six hundred British Cavalry charging Cossacks with Cannons; the Cavalry win because of a huge offensive advantage despite large losses.
- Moses crossed the Red Sea to lead his people away from the Egyptians, only to run into the Byzantines. Cleopatra is saddened because she lost a chance of her War Chariots having an easy win.
- Jesus the Christ is condemned as a heretic. After all, who ever heard of a Religious Great Leader? Meanwhile, Cardinal Richelieu wonders if he should focus on the Sistine Chapel, or the Hanging Gardens.
- Alexander, Caesar, and Cleopatra celebrate every ten years for a dynasty that spans multiple nations.
- Czarina Catherine attacks Germany in the year 1935. The five years afterward will be forever remembered as the Apocalypse; the years when the Jews totally destroyed the Aryan race.
- The American Civil War breaks out with Abraham Lincoln leading the Northern Union and George Bush leading the Confederacy. The Chinese and Germans allied with Lincoln and sends over General Lee and General Sherman respectively. The British allies with Bush and agrees with an embargo on Lincoln, whereupon Egypt offers the Union its own supply of oil.
- With his personal escort of only two hundred Riflemen, Senator Crocket successfully fends off one thousand five hundred Spanish Riflemen. The senator humbly declines all praises and points out the stupidity of sending Riflemen on offense against a fortified city on a hill.
- The year is 2001 and Persia is still in Despotism. Great Leader Saddam Hussein has no comment.
- The Persians launch an ICBM against Babylon. Babylon's allies, America and Russia responds to the call and declares war against Persia. Two years later, two tactical nukes are launched from the submarines USS Dallas and Krazny Oktabyer.
- In the years following the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln would be repeatedly hounded by reporters and historians on why he still allowed POW slaves.
- In the year 1000 B.C., an American Scout and an Iroquois Scout met on island for peace negotiations. In exchange for peace the Iroquois were supposed to give up the island and its small town, while the Americans gave gold, and some Ivory. Upon aquisition, Lincoln decided to rename the island; thus, Manhattan was born.
- However, communal and despotic governments would not pay their workers.
- There are no children. People just pop out of the granary when it's full.
- Factories and plants are the sole sources of pollution. Meanwhile, steam trains chug along spouting minty fresh smoke.
- Somehow, smoke, toxic, and nuclear chemicals can be recycled.
- The Three Musketeers would be a book about four sharpshooting guys dressed in pink. No swords or sabres for them.
- Japan conquers Indonesia, Malaysia, the Philippines, Burma, Australia, and parts of Korea by the Middle Ages.
- Meanwhile, Mao has assassinated Shih Huang Ti, built the Pyramids, and established the Dye Road.
- Samurai defends Kyoto from an invading horde of Chinese Riders.
- Magellan didn't go to the Spanish to ask for funding; he went to the Aztecs instead.
- In the year 2049 AD, with China locked in a vicious war with America, a lone Japanese archer declares war, and enters Nanking. The ROP Rape of Nanking becomes a celebrated holiday to all westerners.
- President Gandhi has been declared the UN Secretary. His supporters, President Hiawatha and President Montezuma sacrifices thirty warriors and nine virgins in celebration of the event.
- The Charge of the Light Brigade would have seen six hundred British Cavalry charging Cossacks with Cannons; the Cavalry win because of a huge offensive advantage despite large losses.
- Moses crossed the Red Sea to lead his people away from the Egyptians, only to run into the Byzantines. Cleopatra is saddened because she lost a chance of her War Chariots having an easy win.
- Jesus the Christ is condemned as a heretic. After all, who ever heard of a Religious Great Leader? Meanwhile, Cardinal Richelieu wonders if he should focus on the Sistine Chapel, or the Hanging Gardens.
- Alexander, Caesar, and Cleopatra celebrate every ten years for a dynasty that spans multiple nations.
- Czarina Catherine attacks Germany in the year 1935. The five years afterward will be forever remembered as the Apocalypse; the years when the Jews totally destroyed the Aryan race.
- The American Civil War breaks out with Abraham Lincoln leading the Northern Union and George Bush leading the Confederacy. The Chinese and Germans allied with Lincoln and sends over General Lee and General Sherman respectively. The British allies with Bush and agrees with an embargo on Lincoln, whereupon Egypt offers the Union its own supply of oil.
- With his personal escort of only two hundred Riflemen, Senator Crocket successfully fends off one thousand five hundred Spanish Riflemen. The senator humbly declines all praises and points out the stupidity of sending Riflemen on offense against a fortified city on a hill.
- The year is 2001 and Persia is still in Despotism. Great Leader Saddam Hussein has no comment.
- The Persians launch an ICBM against Babylon. Babylon's allies, America and Russia responds to the call and declares war against Persia. Two years later, two tactical nukes are launched from the submarines USS Dallas and Krazny Oktabyer.
- In the years following the Civil War, President Abraham Lincoln would be repeatedly hounded by reporters and historians on why he still allowed POW slaves.
- In the year 1000 B.C., an American Scout and an Iroquois Scout met on island for peace negotiations. In exchange for peace the Iroquois were supposed to give up the island and its small town, while the Americans gave gold, and some Ivory. Upon aquisition, Lincoln decided to rename the island; thus, Manhattan was born.
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