A jumbo jet is landing at an airport and the plane makes a pretty bumpy landing. The pilot gets on the loudspeaker and says, "I want to tell the passengers that the landing was not the pilot's fault. Not the attendent's fault. Not the co-pilot's fault. It was the asphalt!"
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