Red Dwarf

Hamlet · Feb 20, 2003

A show I'm sure many of us know and love.

Favourite quotes, anyone?

Mine would be from Queeq, series 2.:

"This is mutiny, Mr. Queeg. I'll see you swing from the highest
yard-arm in Titan Docking Port for this day's work."

(Holly, to Queeq.)

MrPresident · Feb 20, 2003

L: Where is everybody, Hol? [Sticks his finger in one of the piles of
white powder and tastes it.]

H: [Appearing on a monitor on the wall.] They're dead, Dave.

L: Who is?

H: Everybody, Dave.

L: What, Captain Hollister?

H: Everybody's dead, Dave.

L: What, Todhunter?

H: Everybody's dead, Dave.

L: What, Selby?

H: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

* * * * *

[Cut to another corridor. Lister is still trying to understand what Holly
is saying; you get the impression the conversation has been going on for
some time.]

L: Petersen isn't, is he?

H: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.

L: Not Chen?

H: Gordon Bennett, yes, Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.

L: Rimmer?

H: He's dead, everybody's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, Dave!

L: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

Wolfe Tone · Feb 20, 2003

Originally posted by MrPresident
L: Where is everybody, Hol? [Sticks his finger in one of the piles of
white powder and tastes it.]

H: [Appearing on a monitor on the wall.] They're dead, Dave.

L: Who is?

H: Everybody, Dave.

L: What, Captain Hollister?

H: Everybody's dead, Dave.

L: What, Todhunter?

H: Everybody's dead, Dave.

L: What, Selby?

H: They're all dead. Everybody's dead, Dave.

* * * * *

[Cut to another corridor. Lister is still trying to understand what Holly
is saying; you get the impression the conversation has been going on for
some time.]

L: Petersen isn't, is he?

H: Everybody is *dead*, Dave.

L: Not Chen?

H: Gordon Bennett, yes, Chen, everybody. Everybody's dead, Dave.

L: Rimmer?

H: He's dead, everybody's dead, Dave, everybody is dead, Dave!

L: Wait. Are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?

I remember that, it was hillarious. Isn't there supposed to be a Red Dwarf movie out sometime soon, I hope it soon because they probably won't make series 9 (I think it's 9) until after the movie.

Pillager · Feb 20, 2003

It's about time they repeated some of the series. I haven't seen them in ages.

As for my favourite quote, I can't remember it, but I think it involved the Cat looking at a pocket mirror in one of the corridors in the ship. Can anyone help?

Pillager · Feb 20, 2003

No sooner do I post the above, and I see it's on tonight at 11.20 ish. Wonder how many repeats I've missed... :ack:

Turner · Feb 20, 2003

Originally posted by Wolfe Tone

I remember that, it was hillarious. Isn't there supposed to be a Red Dwarf movie out sometime soon, I hope it soon because they probably won't make series 9 (I think it's 9) until after the movie.

Try this site

Hamlet · Feb 21, 2003

Originally posted by Pillager
As for my favourite quote, I can't remember it, but I think it involved the Cat looking at a pocket mirror in one of the corridors in the ship. Can anyone help?

"I wish I was someone else so I could kiss me."

?

Pillager · Feb 21, 2003

I seem to recall him saying something like "You're looking good" into the mirror, but I can't be sure. :ack:

I do like:

"Look, I'm not much good at big speeches, and I know I haven't always been an easy guy to get on with. And I know that, given the choice, I probably wouldn't have chosen you as friends. But, I just want to say ... that over the years, ... I have come to regard you ... as ... people ... I met."

--Rimmer, "Holoship"

MrPresident · Feb 21, 2003

"Did you paint that? It's rubbish." - Rimmer

"That's a mirror." - Lister

Ancient Grudge · Feb 21, 2003

i think you missed about 2 repeats as ive now seen 3 hopefully thats all that have been shown so far

MrPresident · Feb 21, 2003

I just read that the Red Dwarf movie is scheduled to begin being filmed this summer after they finally got enough funding (10 million pounds).

CrackedCrystal · Feb 21, 2003

It does not play anymore where I live, and when it did it was 1:00am when it aired. But my favorite was when they went through rimmer's brain and they sing the rimmer song.

cgannon64 · Feb 21, 2003

Can someone tell me what's going on? :crazyeye:

CrackedCrystal · Feb 21, 2003

Originally posted by cgannon64
Can someone tell me what's going on?

Red Dwarf is a British sitcom. People are posting their favorite quotes from it. Though this show is rarly broadcasted in the USA.

MrPresident · Feb 22, 2003

But my favorite was when they went through rimmer's brain and they sing the rimmer song.

I just remembered that. I laughed so much when I saw that, brilliant.

farting bob · Feb 22, 2003

the rimmer song kicks ass.

Crazy Eddie · Feb 22, 2003

The "Rimmer song" if you've forgotten it, or never heard it.

http://members.tripod.com/~nickeh/Sounds.htm

cgannon64 · Feb 22, 2003

Originally posted by CrackedCrystal

Red Dwarf is a British sitcom. People are posting their favorite quotes from it. Though this show is rarly broadcasted in the USA.

Thought so. There were Brits coming out of my ears.

lord42 · Feb 22, 2003

My favorite show.........
To bad PBS dropped the reruns.

Illustrious · Feb 23, 2003

The best quote of all time simply has to be Ace Rimmer's catchphrase:

"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back in time for breakfast."

(all done in suitable Sean Connery/Bond parody voice).

And thanks for the link, Crazy eddie - I too had forgotten the Rimmer Song, and it's great to be reminded.

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