The Top 15 Signs the Internet is Getting Full
15> Instead of hearing "You've Got Mail!" when a new message comes in, you now hear a loud belch.
14> Your new email address is 687 characters long.
13> Your latest desktop tools for delivering urgent messages in the quickest possible timeframe? Envelopes and stamps.
12> It is quicker to go to the friggin' 7-11 to get a paper than it is to load FoxNews.com's home page.
11> Even with a high-speed connection, you finish before the Asia Carrera JPEG has downloaded.
10> AOL cuts the number of CDs they send you to 30-40 per month.
9> Earthlink politely asks whether you'd be interested in renting your extra hard drive space to them.
8> Your buddy list has three branches of government and its own police force.
7> Needless co-existence of separate, independent websites marykaterocks.com and ashleyrules.net.
6> www.casino.com? Taken.
www.onlinegambling.com? Taken.
www.justgiveusyourcreditcardnumbersowecanscamyou.com? Taken.
5> Poor, overloaded porn sites are often forced to put two girls in the same picture!
4> On clear nights, you can pick up eBay on your old AM radio.
3> New porno sites reduced to sending flashers to subscribers' homes.
2> After consuming the last tender young dotcom, Microsoft finally leans back from the table to undo the top button on its trousers.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign the Internet is Getting Full...
1> Your latest attempt to upload Pam Anderson pix to a newsgroup results in a response of "Give it a rest, dude!"
15> Instead of hearing "You've Got Mail!" when a new message comes in, you now hear a loud belch.
14> Your new email address is 687 characters long.
13> Your latest desktop tools for delivering urgent messages in the quickest possible timeframe? Envelopes and stamps.
12> It is quicker to go to the friggin' 7-11 to get a paper than it is to load FoxNews.com's home page.
11> Even with a high-speed connection, you finish before the Asia Carrera JPEG has downloaded.
10> AOL cuts the number of CDs they send you to 30-40 per month.
9> Earthlink politely asks whether you'd be interested in renting your extra hard drive space to them.
8> Your buddy list has three branches of government and its own police force.
7> Needless co-existence of separate, independent websites marykaterocks.com and ashleyrules.net.
6> www.casino.com? Taken.
www.onlinegambling.com? Taken.
www.justgiveusyourcreditcardnumbersowecanscamyou.com? Taken.
5> Poor, overloaded porn sites are often forced to put two girls in the same picture!
4> On clear nights, you can pick up eBay on your old AM radio.
3> New porno sites reduced to sending flashers to subscribers' homes.
2> After consuming the last tender young dotcom, Microsoft finally leans back from the table to undo the top button on its trousers.
and Topfive.com's Number 1 Sign the Internet is Getting Full...
1> Your latest attempt to upload Pam Anderson pix to a newsgroup results in a response of "Give it a rest, dude!"
