What we really need... ...KULADE!!!

[kulade]

You know what we a CFC really need?
I do, a Kulade man unit!

Unlike useless units like sims' pimp and cornshucker's cornshucker, THIS unit will be used for a mod! (See my Sig)

Already I have a flag kulade man leader head by rufus:
http://www.civfanatics.net/uploads8/kulade_lh.pcx

This is how the unit works:
The tube in the pitcher absorbs up water and fires it out the other in which kulade man directs at enemys. In his victory and fidget, he says OOOOOHHH YEEEAAA!
A diagram:

Well, any takers?

 

[Tsunami23]

lol, I'd love to see that unit made, just to see what it looks like in game.

 

[shadowdude]

I too would love to add it to a civ game

 

[Dease]

I would make this unit but openfx is too dumb to know how to make something "spray" water realistically.
Maybe for the first version of the mod you could just c&p a pic of the kool-aid man to make the unit

 

[kulade]

Yes I would too! His stats should be 12/12/1 and is built by the Kraft foods wonder avaliable with the kulade resourse and economics!

 

[kulade]

I would make this unit but openfx is too dumb to know how to make something "spray" water realistically.
Maybe for the first version of the mod you could just c&p a pic of the kool-aid man to make the unit

No no! We need a moving professianal job! Well it at least has to move!

 

[kulade]

Another pic: (also i'd like thirsties (those yellow things))

 

[Dease]

you said he has to move so -

EDIT:

Yes I would too! His stats should be 12/12/1 and is built by the Kraft foods wonder avaliable with the kulade resourse and economics!

Increasing his stats eh? I don't think a koolaid pump would be good defense, unless it was acid kool-aid

 

[kulade]

Ha ha ha very funny.

Maybe i could have an acid aid as well.

 

[kulade]

Acid aid pic:

 

[shadowdude]

Or maybe it could be spiked Kool-aid

It would make the enemy intoxicated.

 

[kulade]

Dease, why don't you just make a kool-aid man with a machine gun.
That would work for now... please

 

[Qwexome]

yeah, and make that damn PBJ banana everybody uses as a unit; that guy is awesome!

This guy>>>

 

[kulade]

...on a stakeboad with a gun!

 

[Qwexome]

well, my 'Bananaman' unit throws midget dancing bananas, but hey! AK-47s will work!

 

[kulade]

...and thier opponents slip all over them!

 

[Qwexome]

dude, we should make a mod JUST with stuff like that

 

[Tsunami23]

I have a groovy unit idea.

You have a cardboard box, and it moves by 2 legs that pop out fron the bottom of it.
Then its attack is the top opens up and a big white glove goes out and slaps the enemy on its head, and then laughs like a clown for its victory.

 

[kulade]

Be serious! This is a real request!

 

[Qwexome]

I got it, 'Surreal mod'