what's the deal with grape nuts?

[Torakami_Bltzen]

you open the box, no grapes, no nuts, what's the deal?!?!?!?!?!?


weee funniest thing i've ever heard

 

[Perfection]

A guess its the same thing as "Apple Jacks" No apples, no jacks!

 

[napoleon526]

But what about Frosted Flakes? They're flakes, and they're frosted!

 

[Perfection]

Actually it's cociane on a piece of disembodied flesh

 

[Kefka]

Originally posted by Perfection
Actually it's cociane on a piece of disembodied flesh

wow that must be why there grrrrrrrrreat.
whats the deal with spam? its not really meat its just a bunch of words? If you eat spam, would that be like eating your own words?

 

[MrPresident]

spam is spiced ham and humans being the lazy things that they are thought that saying spiced ham all the type of would be too much so they shortened it to sm. Then later it was found at that people were having a lot of trouble saying sm so they changed it to fish. Fish, as you may well know, was also a name for something so this just lead to a lot of confusion. So they decided to change the name of fish (the original) to spam. This didn't work either as people who didn't know about the change were ordering spiced ham when they wanted fish and those who did know about the change usually had very bad memories or incorrect change. Finally the people snapped and while they were being put back together a clever little civil servant changed the name of spam back to fish and fish to spam. So that is how spam got its name and explains why you get cod in certain parts of the country when you order spam.

 

[napoleon526]

What's the deal with Quaker Oats? There's oats, but no Quakers!

 

[Perfection]

Are you sopposed to eat Chocula cereal or count it?

 

[Turner]

I always thought that Spam meant Stuff Posing As Meat. . . . Ah well, learn something new every day.

And coke to. I open up a can of coke, and all that's in there is a brown sugary liquid. . .

 

[Sim_One]

What's the deal with London Broil? It's not from London. And what about General Tso's chicken? It's not invented by a General Tso, and it's probably not real chicken either.

 

[philippe]

And what about captain iglo?
Does he really exists?
Or did he crashed against the TRICOLOR"slut of the channel"?

 

[Civanator]

Coke was originally made with cocaine, but when The Coca-Cola manufactures saw that everyone who drank Coke was getting adiccted to cocaine. they then changed it to caffine, which is almost as addictive. (Coke was originally made by the inventor to cure his hangovers cause he drank alot )

 

[Perfection]

Coke rules, but vanilla coke is my god!

 

[Torakami_Bltzen]

and what's the deal with that count chocula guy?!?!?!?! am i supposed to be scared!?

 

[Perfection]

What about lucky charms? Can you use them to ward off evil spirits?