Sorry dudes! I am innocent! I just spent a week in the Netherlands at my grandparents' house and a) I did not have Civ on me, and b) I can't use English/Dutch keyboards. (no seriously, I really am so used to my Swiss keyboard.)
Update tomorrow! Promised!
i think...
I won't join any. Just 'cause.
I promised an update, didn't I?
(Jonas won't be back for a while, I set him on explore )
Instead we will probably hear from a warrior who calls himself Hoplite Joe despite not having a spear
Update!!!! Chapter 1 and a half: "Hoplite Joe" Jonathan Holzspeer*
Before I came into the military, many things happened. A man with a tan came and said hello in the name of his Kaiser, Augustus Caesar. The men had a peace contract signed - obviously, I did not exist yet! The military of the little neutral city of Bern was nihil - Jonas Schiegg had other duties, like exploring.
Spoiler:
Augustus Caesar, Kaiser of Rome by Julius Nota, 1900. It was a feeble attempt to cover Frank Holzspeer's Grossbern in Europa, 1700
In 3820 BC, I saw a little kid run around. He was holding a string, which lead to a toy on wheels. The wheel had been discovered. My training was almost finished. My friends decided to go for Animal Husbandry, though I repeatedly told them it was an offense to the gods to marry a cow! Then they explained the concept. Maybe, they say, we can use horses as military weapons!
Let me introduce myself. I am Jonathan Holzspeer. Everyone calls me "Hoplite Joe" because of my favorite weapon while hunting - a spear. I also wear a sort of leather armor that makes me look like a hoplite and no, I have no idea where the idea comes from and do not know what a hoplite is**.
My training is finished. I am to guard the City for no obvious reason, but I'm colonel and that makes things better.
*Holzspeer is German for Wooden spear. Which is practically all we've got.
**Hoplite, no offence, it's not even 0 and we haven't discovered Greece yet. So be quiet.
Sorry for the lack of pics, ever since I plugged a second screen into my pc getting images up is tough.
What's the screenshot button for Civ4?
that's what I Usually do. It's too time consuming as I:
1: Printscreen
2: Copy into paint
3: Crop
4: Take the screenshot into a new paint
5: Open a new tab
6: imgur
7: save the image
8: upload the image
9: post the pic here.
Takes about 5 mins. a 4 pic story would thus take longer than 20 mins!
Have you looked in the Civ4Screenshots folder in the BTS files? When you take a screenshot it usually gets stored there. It might be easier just opening those and cropping.
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