Alexander = “DIE PERSIANS!!!”
Asoka = “I may be a girl!” or “War monger turned pu***-fist!”
Augustus Caesar = “August is the best time for some caesar salad.”
Bismarck = “I kicked frances’ a** and created Germany! Yay!”
Brennus = “bring us our whiskey god-d*** it!”
Catherine = “my favorite little who**”
Churchill = “I have a church on the hill” or “appeasement can lick my sweaty n** sack!”
Cyrus = “my grandson is a moron”
Elizabeth = “I can talk to animals!”
Frederick = “hi, I am Frederick! I like you.”
Gandhi = “my head is way too big for my body!”
Genghis Khan = “i crossed the great wall!”
Hannibal = “I would like to have you for dinner with a nice Chianti and some fava beans”
Hatshephut = “hot cheap sl**”
Huayna Capac = “Huayuanaloko-johnson-mcphearson” or “andes mountains freak king”
Isabella = “I had an affair with Chris Columbus”
Julius Caesar = “July is the best time for some caesar salad!”
Kublai Khan = “hi, im mister fatso!”
Louis XIV = “tyrannical tyrant! Person”
Mansa Musa = “vassal loving b****”
Mao Zedong = “move the bong”
Mehmed II = “my medications aren’t in yet” or “Meth head”
Montezuma = “Psycho amerindian nut job who will continually go to war cause you never settled in America!”
Napoleon = “I nap on poles in lyon!” or “Corsica is not french”
Peter = “are you sure im not the evil French guy who steals your girlfriend?”
Qin Shi Huang = “kick s*** hung over”
Ragnar = “I like to naw on your rag”
Rameses II = “ram me sis, twice!”
Roosevelt = “rose of velvet” or “I married my cousin” or “cripple prezzy”
Saladin = “Salad in my pants”
Shaka = “HOW COME IM THE ONLY BLACK MAN IN THIS GAME!?!” or “I make a mean shake!” or “i shag every morning, noon, and night!”
Stalin = “I stall in winter” or “the honeymoon wasn’t that long.” or “mr. man of steel!”
Tokugawa = “I hate everyone!” or “Shoguns rock!” or “Fear my Samurai!”
Victoria = “I may be a man… why don’t you take a look!”
Wang Kon = “Korean wanker”
Washington = “I have a state named after me!”
Lincoln = “I miss my top hat.” or “That’s L-I-N-C-O-L-N” or “Bill and Ted are awesome!”
Boudica = “Look at my chest. LOOK AT IT!!!”
De Gaulle = “Big Nosed Loser!” or “RETREAT!!!!!!!!!” or “ALGERIA WILL NEVER BE INDEPENDENT!”
Darius I = “My son’s a moron…” or “Why am I black when my dad was white?” or “Look at my crown! It has a gecko! DANCE GECKO DANCE!!”
Pericles = “I saved Greece!” or “I locked my army in the city walls and the Plague killed us.”
Suleiman = “Silly Man!” or “Stuck a feather in my hat and called it MACARONI!!!”
Hammurabi = “My code rules!” or “Babylon 5!” or “I have a nice beard, don’t you agree?”
Justinian I = “I’m jaundice!!” or “I have a pretty crown! Isn’t it prettyful!?”
Willem van Oranje = “Will my van hold these Oranges?”
Zara Yaqob = “Sarah yack a lot!” or “Sarah jack-o**”
Charlemagne = “I look like a redneck.” or “Na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-BATMAN!!!!”
Suryavarman II = “Wench! Serve your man twice!” or “Eh, just call me Steve.”
Pacal II = “I’m scary when angry!” or “Cebola is my home!” or “Apacolyto was a good movie!”
Sitting Bull = “I sit on your bull” or “I s*it on your bull” or “I love my headdress!” or “Put the feather in my hat you nut and go get another!”
Joao II = “My hat is HUGE!!!” or “Do I have dirt in my fingers?”
Gilgamesh = “Gills of Mesh” or “my skin is gold!” or “my beard is funky.”
Sid Meier = “Captain, I am detecting massive quantities of win in this sector!” or “Rules 1 + 2!” or “Sit on my urn!”