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I have a four door winter car. I like my car. It's a nice car. It cost a lot of money.

Today some little puke carved the words "Slut", "Whore", the C word, and the word for female dog on my car doors with a key or something whilst I was in the grocery store. [pissed]

The cuts in the paint are so deep that the little bastard scored the metal on the doors. I really hope there is some security cam footage so I can find him and kick his sorry butt. This is going to cost a fortune to fix. :aargh:
 
Hit him with your moderator hammer over the head and sue him for damages and restitution. In no particular order.
 
I have a four door winter car. I like my car. It's a nice car. It cost a lot of money.

Today some little puke carved the words "Slut", "Whore", the C word, and the word for female dog on my car doors with a key or something whilst I was in the grocery store. [pissed]

The cuts in the paint are so deep that the little bastard scored the metal on the doors. I really hope there is some security cam footage so I can find him and kick his sorry butt. This is going to cost a fortune to fix. :aargh:

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I have killed people for less
 
That sounds angry, given your profession, i would involve the authorities
 
That sounds angry, given your profession, i would involve the authorities

Can't catch me
I'm syntax free
I'm preconceived
Preternaturally
I don't invest
In what is best
Your once and for all
Means %$@^ to me
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You can't catch me
 
Can't catch me
I'm syntax free
I'm preconceived
Preternaturally
I don't invest
In what is best
Your once and for all
Means %$@^ to me
Hate translator
Hate translator
Hate translator
You can't catch me
If a crazy scratched that on her car I'd be really worried :crazyeye:
 
I couldn't find a rescue center in Red Deer. :sad: I was more lucky in Edmonton, 1 1/2 hours away by bus. :undecide:
There are cat shelters, but they're located in the county, where I can't get to. Even the SPCA is out in the middle of nowhere, in a light-industrial area.

I used to volunteer at Whisker Rescue, when they were based in the city. They shared part of a house with a business - a couple of rooms where there were somewhere around a dozen cats or so that lived there. My official title was "cat cuddler" - my duties were to spend time with the cats, cuddling them, playing with them, providing a bit of grooming, and the reason for this was so that the cats would feel comfortable with humans to make them more adoptable.

These cats were mostly there for reasons of special needs - some were elderly, some had chronic medical issues, some had behavioral problems, and some were there because they had belonged to an elderly person who died and there was nobody else willing to care for them (or the cat couldn't get along with anyone but their deceased owner).

This place was a neighborhood away from where I was living at the time, and since I was more mobile then (canes rather than the walker), I walked over there every week to spend a couple of hours with the cats - even in -30C.

If I'd been living in a house at the time, I'd have been tempted to adopt two of the cats. They were two reasonably sociable tomcats, a tuxedo named Jasper and an orange tabby named Creamsicle. These two were best buddies, and I remember that Creamsicle loved playing with laser toys. He just about jumped halfway up the wall to catch that red dot.

It's just as well, though. I couldn't have handled four cats now.

I'm still in the thinking stage of getting a cat for me. We have no shelters. I've found a place to pre-order cat litter, but we'd have to build our own litter boxes. We've neither scratching posts nor hemp. I'd line my cat trees with canvas, one tree in my bedroom, one in the TV room, both with great views with the bird-filled outdoors. (S)he would strictly be an indoor cat :)
Carpet and cardboard can be used to make scratching posts. Whatever you use for a litter box, make sure it won't soak up any waste or litter, or it's going to be very smelly after awhile. Baking soda is useful for helping to control odors.
 
Carpet and cardboard can be used to make scratching posts. .
There's no carpeting in Bohol, which is why I came up with canvas. We have cardboard coming out of our ears (which can be painful).
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Whatever you use for a litter box, make sure it won't soak up any waste or litter, or it's going to be very smelly after awhile. Baking soda is useful for helping to control odors.
On youtube. I saw one made using two plastic tubs. The slightly smaller tub had many, many holes drilled in it, so the pee could run down into the larger tub. The smaller tub which held the litter high and dry.

I change the litter, what? Twice a week? Twice a month? --Thinking back, I've never owned a litter box. :hammer2: We always had indoor/outdoor cats when I was growing up. As an adult, most of my landlords didn't allow pets. :mad: I could have had them in the last place I lived, but we bordered a gigantic park which had coyotes. :evil:
 
There's no carpeting in Bohol, which is why I came up with canvas. We have cardboard coming out of our ears (which can be painful).
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On youtube. I saw one made using two plastic tubs. The slightly smaller tub had many, many holes drilled in it, so the pee could run down into the larger tub. The smaller tub which held the litter high and dry.

I change the litter, what? Twice a week? Twice a month? --Thinking back, I've never owned a litter box. :hammer2: We always had indoor/outdoor cats when I was growing up. As an adult, most of my landlords didn't allow pets. :mad: I could have had them in the last place I lived, but we bordered a gigantic park which had coyotes. :evil:
Ideally you would be using clumping litter, which means there shouldn't be any urine running anywhere (or at least not that much; it will if you neglect to change the litter in a timely way since it can only absorb so much). Clumping litter means that when the cat pees, the urine turns hard and lumpy, and you should be able to scoop it out and put it in the garbage. NEVER PUT CAT LITTER IN THE TOILET. IT IS NOT FLUSHABLE AND YOU WILL END UP WITH PLUMBING PROBLEMS.

I use Arm & Hammer cat litter (though I'm currently trying out the store brand from the place where I get my groceries; she seems to like it okay). The boxes come in three sizes: 6.4 kg, 12.7 kg, and 18 kg (sorry, I have no idea how much that is in pounds/ounces). Whatever you use, keep in mind how much you're comfortable with lifting, as you'll need to lift it to pour it into the litter box. Cat litter is heavy. I buy the 12.7 kg size of litter and have my housekeeping helper transfer it into smaller plastic pails so I can carry and move it around myself as needed. I use cheap plastic bowls to scoop the clean litter from the pail to the cat's box.

Of course that system is just what I can manage. You should experiment and see what works for you. Just mind your back and don't try to lift this stuff if it's giving you problems.

You'll need a couple of plastic scoops, and you should be scooping daily (using clumping litter will make this much easier than non-clumping litter, and clumping litter means there's much less odor). Most people, from what I can tell, scoop daily (as often as needed; twice isn't too many) and completely change the litter weekly.

Of course this is a suggestion. Your cat's mileage may vary, depending on what kind of litter you have, what kind of litter box, how often the cat goes, and how "productive" they are (there's a reason it's referred to as "doing their business").

Keep in mind that if the cat considers the box too smelly, too small, or doesn't like the litter, (s)he might decide to go somewhere else. That's why daily scooping and weekly complete litter changes are what many people prefer. But let your nose be the guide. If you notice the smell, the cat will have already noticed it.

A litter mat in front of the box is a good idea. Cats can get dust or little clumps of litter on their feet, and of course when they wash, they'll swallow this. To keep the cats healthy and lessen the chance that litter will be tracked around the home, a mat can trap this litter and keep it from getting where it shouldn't. Mats are a good idea for another reason, too. Some cats like to kick litter around, and it's best to get it on a mat that is easily hosed off than on your rug or floor.

Some people keep the litter box near the cat's food dishes. I shudder at that, since any litter that might get into the water will make the cat sick, or possibly burn its mouth when it drinks. So do keep the litter box and the food/water in separate rooms.

This is the litter box I use (and now that we're talking about it, I realized that I'm going to need to get more liners soon).

Liners might seem unnecessary and wasteful, but they save me a lot of work, as I don't need to wash the pan itself as often (you do need to clean and disinfect them every so often). When it's time to change the litter, I just put the whole linerful of used litter into the garbage, give the pan itself a quick wipe if there have been any 'accidents' or if Maddy's claws have ripped the liner, put in a new liner and litter, and presto, she's got a clean bathroom again.

Another thing to remember: ALWAYS wash your hands after either scooping or changing the litter box. Even if your hands don't physically touch anything, some kinds of litter are dusty and you can get it on your skin. Personally I use gloves when doing litter box stuff - and wash besides - but that's me; I'm fanatical about hand-washing. Just so long as you don't forget this, as it's important.

Oh, and regarding storage of clean cat litter: If you store it in a pail, always keep a lid on it. Otherwise the cat might assume it's another litter box. We learned this many years ago when my dad decided to put the clean litter in an ice cream pail. My cat looked at the pail, climbed up into it, looked it over, thought, "Well, it's a bit on the small side, but I guess it'll do," and proceeded to use it. :crazyeye:

Another "oh, and...": Don't make the cat climb or jump up to use the litter box. The more effort they have to put into it, the less likelihood they'll use it. Cats, like humans, prefer their bathrooms to be as effort-free as possible. Maddy just steps in and out of hers, and I keep it in one of the back rooms so she has privacy.
 
When I was born my mum gave up a cat they had at the time over fears of diseases or something. She still occasionally mentions it as a regret to this day.
 
All the cats we've ever owned were rescued from shelters. Sometimes they are a little weird personality wise due to previous treatment, but we love them anyway.
We have two litter boxes in the house. One at either end. The one in the back is one of those boxes with the hole on the top. They seem to like that one the best and they don't scatter any litter when they use it. They're both still young so no physical limitations climbing up to get in or out. We'll see when they get older.
 
They're very clean animals, and if a cat isn't washing, it may be due to illness.

I would amplify this point and say it's almost certainly due to serious illness. I've had a lot of cats in my life and non-grooming always indicated a serious health issue, in one case it was congestive heart failure which resulted in death, in another it was serious kidney problems which required thousands of dollars' worth of surgery to fix (and that cat died about a year after that).
 
I'm disappointed with Picard at the moment, mainly because it's all about Romulans. Ugh, who cares about Romulans? Won't they ever learn that nobody wants this? Two episodes in and he still hasn't left Earth yet. You could completely sleep through episode 2 and not miss anything important. I thought this was going to be about Borg or something *cries*
 
The Borg suffered from over-use. Just like the Weeping Angels, every time they appeared on screen, they became a bit less threatening.

Now I just need London Drugs to be prompt, and it'll be a hat trick.

Sadly, I did not have that experience today. I went in for an appointment with the dentist, had to wait half an hour past the scheduled time and then spent less than five minutes actually seeing the dentist and being told that I had an abscess in my gum, whereupon I went to the pharmacist and spent another 25 minutes waiting to pick up some antibiotics, meaning that of my 2.5 hour round-trip, I spent almost as much time not being seen/not collecting my prescription than I did travelling to and from town.
 
The Borg suffered from over-use. Just like the Weeping Angels, every time they appeared on screen, they became a bit less threatening.

The Borg are the same as Resident Evil for me. So much potential I can conjure up in my head, but then I see what they actually did with it and I hate it.

I mean, the Borg were alright in Voyager. I liked them well enough. But they could have been so much more—especially more than the corner they got written into during the final arc. That potential ruins a lot of the enjoyment for me because to me it seems "so obvious" and the product we're actually given takes the "non-obvious," clearly inferior route.

Of course there's bias there. It's only obvious because I'm the one thinking it up. But it still niggles at me. The concept of the Borg has so much existential dread behind it, absolutely perfect for a universe steeped in utopian ideal while still needing to deal with ever-present moral concern. But they decided to go the action flick, deus ex machina route instead. Still enjoyable, still cool aesthetic, but so much less than its bones suggested it could be.
 
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