Tani Coyote
Son of Huehuecoyotl
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I just call your game SpoM, since SoM came first.
Prussia
The Glorious Peoples Republic of Arstotzka
Capital: The Glorius city of Arstotzka (Modern day Kiev)
Government: Libertarian Socialist single-party state
Motto: Glory to Arstotzka
Leader: Premier Alexei Ivanov
Language: Arstotzkan
Social Policy: Libertarian
Fiscal Policy: State Capitalism
Trade Policy: Highly Regulated
Monetary Policy: Monetarism
Currency: The Arsto
Foriegn Policy: "Papers, Please" (Isolationist/closed boarders)
Religion: Atheist
Anthem: Hymn of the Glorious Peoples Republic of Arstotzka
Link to video.
History: The Cataclysm was devastating to the people of Ukraine. The mysterious disappearance of the Ukrainian government didn't help. The land was stuck in chaos and disorder for 70 years, completely missing the union accords. In the end the people lost all form of nationalism and cultural unity, they had nothing in common any more as the entire history of Ukraine was lost. What was left was one very old video game from the year 2013. This game was called Paper's Please, detailing of a once powerful nation Arstotzka and her neighbors. This was all that was left, lucky the game had a map, detailing Arstotzka and her Neighbor Kolechia. However this map was very inaccurate and the town of Gretsin was disputed being right on the boarder of Arstotzka and Kolechia. Out of freak accident Gretsin was completely on the Kolechian side of the boarder. 3 years passed before this was found out, and lucky for Arstotzka we found it first. Arstotzka's Primer Adrik Smirnov (father of the Arstotzkan head of foreign affairs Mikhail Smirnov) declared war with a full on invasion of Kolechia. Arstotzkan troops quickly over ran the boarder securing Gretsin within days. However, Smirnov was not content with just Gretsin, he wanted all of Kolechia. The Arstotzkan forces pushed farther south nearing the Kolechian capital, until a group of rebels were able assault and cut off the supply lines. The Arstotzkan advance quickly shrank, with the fighting ending at the boarder. The bloody stalemate lasted for 6 years, until finally the Kolechian forces assaulting Gretsin pushed and broke. Arstotzkan forces were able to cross the battlefield, secure Gretsin, and were able to cut off the supply to the other Kolechian detachments. The Arstotzkan army pushed forward with no resistance, destroying everything in their path, much like Sherman's March to the Sea. When they finally reached the Kolechian capital, Arstotzkan military bombarded it to the ground, now there is nothing there but a crater where the capital used to be. Kolechia was integrated into Arstotzka and the war was over in 2176. Kolechia was then nothing more than a spark in Arstotzkan history, as an evil empire trying to stop Arstotzka from its true glory and unification of the Arstozkan peoples. 7 years after the end of the Arstotzka unification war, Arstotzka tested its first nuclear explosive, bringing glory and power untold to the nation, for it had been the only known nation to harness the power of Sol on Earth, however, this idea was quickly shattered as this nuclear detonation alerted the rest of the world to Arstotzka's rising power, and bringing it into contact with the rest of the world and the recreated UN. The history of the world has been revealed to the Arstotzkans however they have been Arstotzkan for so long, "Ukrainian" is nothing more than a historical term for the people living in the region. They are Arstotzkan, proud, prosperous, powerful, and glorious! 10 years later their glorious leader Adrik Smirnov died. An election was called for who would be the next glorious primer, both candidates young, healthy and powerful. Alexei Ivanov, a commoner who rose through the ranks of the Glorious Peoples Party of Arstotzka calling for more rights and power to the worker, and Mikhail Smirnov the son of the former ruler. The people of Arstotzka agreed, rights and power were what they craved the most after an oppressive and all watching dictator had complete control over their lives. In a shocking turn of events Ivanov, who was seen to be the under dog by most high ranking officials in the party won the election by a land slide and Smirnov was appointed to be the head of Foreign affairs and Arstotzka's Representative in the UN, as he had a larger background in international affairs rather than politics. 7 years has passed since Ivanov was elected, he has brought peace, freedom, prosperity, and most important glory to the worker of Arstotzka. As the world and Arstotzka celebrate the beginning of the 23rd century everyone wonder's what Ivanov will do to continue to reform his newly Libertarian Socialist state. Glory to Arstotzka
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Link to video.
REMOVE KOLECH remove kolech
you are worst kolechia. you are the kolech idiot you are the kolech smell. return to antegria. to our antegria cousins you may come our contry. you may live in the zoo....ahahahaha ,republia we will never forgeve you. cetnik rascal but kolech stink rupublia sqhipere shqipare..kolechian genocide best day of my life. take a bath of dead kolechian..ahahahahahREPUBLIA WE WILL GET YOU!! do not forget ww2 .obristan we kill the king , Impor return to your precious federation....hahahahaha idiot kolechian and antegrian smell so bad..wow i can smell it. REMOVE KOLECH FROM THE PREMISES. you will get caught. artotzka+republia+federation+impor=kill antegria...you will ww2/ tupac alive in artotzka, tupac making album of artotzka . fast rap tupac artotzka. we are rich and have gold now hahahaha ha because of tupac... you are ppoor stink kolechian... you live in a hovel hahahaha, you live in a yurt
tupac alive numbr one #1 in artotzka ....screw the obristan ,..LKILL ashol kolechian no good i spit in the mouth eye of ur flag and contry. 2pac aliv and real strong wizard kill all the kolechian farm aminal with rap magic now we the artozkan rule .ape of the zoo presidant jorji asdfr the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and kolechia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. artotzka greattst countrey
So like can I see a map with all the claims so far I can't be assed to look through all this on my phone.
Tani, your stats link is prompting to log into Google Docs. Can you please set it to public view?
Tani, your stats link is prompting to log into Google Docs. Can you please set it to public view?