Pick your Poison: A Mafia Game

Thou shall not accuse basing on inactivity, Nictel.

unvote Sparro55 then.

Vote: Abstain

Will I Free Our Mafiosos?
Oh crap you're Mafia, my God, yoU horrible perSon.

vote:takhisis
Me being mafia in LotR has nothing to do with this game.

Sparrow55

Unless CCRunner clarifies whether there are clues in write-ups, this is what we have to go on.

Any clues in the write up are unintentional. I was more going for the Aristotle(I think? One of those greek guys) angle with the whole 'bird dropping a turtle on a head' thing

Edit: Aeschylus actually. I was right about the greek thing though

Bird dropping a turtle on your head? Where's Dhblah in all of this?

Okay, well abstain, in that case.

There's still no answer to my question. Where's Dhblah?

Posting is closed, update in a bit

“RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR”

The thundering noise of massive footsteps shook the very ground that the townies walked on, and the horrible morning breath of the creature caused plants to wither and die in seconds. It’s massive feet trampled all life unfortunate enough to be caught below while its tearing incisors, well, tore.

The terrified townies thrashed in thorny trees, trying to take flight. Above them loomed a terrifying Philosoraptor, in all his terrifying, yet awesome glory. Suddenly he stopped, and directed the attention of the crowd eastward

“To cross my bridge of death” said he “You must answer me these questions three!”

Trembling with fear, each member of the town approached in a calm, single file line, exactly as they were taught to do in the event of a fire in elementary school, and all of them said they would never do in a real fire, but didn’t realize that they actually probably would because they wouldn’t be able to tell the difference more likely than not. Also, they taught that run-on sentences were a bad thing in elementary school, but obviously they aren’t because the GM just used one up there, and it was good, so fifth grade was wrong. TAKE THAT FIFTH GRADE!!!

Most of the town displayed the rudimentary knowledge required to pass the bridge, and all went over to the other side safely, until only two remained, those two being Tahkisis and Civplayah. The philosoraptor beckoned to Civplayah first—
“What is your name?” to which he answered Civplayah.

“What is your quest?” to which he answered to avenge the murder of Mayor Meuiller

“What is the world record mile time, down to the split second?” to which he answered, correctly, 3:43.13 seconds. Civplayah was across!

Now came Takhisis’s turn:
“What is your name?” to which he answered Tahkisis.

“No it’s not! That’s just your internet name, not your real one! He’s a fraud, don’t let him cross!” came a cry from across the river. With a disappointed look, philosoraptor stared down at Tahkisis, his huge teeth showing prominently in his mouth. With an evil grin, he opened his mouth, and said that Tahkisis could never cross the bridge of death. Ever. Then, in his best daytime television impression, philosoraptor said

“You are the weakest link. Goodbye”

And that was that. Tahkisis was gone.


Tally:
Sparrow55—(Nictel)
Tahkisis—(TFA, Civplayah)
TFA—(Tahkisis)
Nictel—(Sparrow)
Abstain—(TLO, Camikaze)

It is now Night
Send in your night actions!

??? Frikkin' absatiners. Congrats, you've lost the bulletproof townie on day two by just ONE VOTE!!

btw, CCRunner, it'd be better if you published vote tallies.

Sorry, I thought I did. It's posted now

Hey CC, you must have made a mistake in your evening writeup. That writeup makes it sound like Takhisis was killed. But they wouldn't lynch someone who was basically confirmed innocent and couldn't be killed any other way, right? Because that would be, like, the worst possible move one could make in that situation. So it has to be someone else!

Wait, Tahksis was actually bulletproof? I was under the impression the conversation where zack revealed this was a poor attempt at making mean faces at an actual ally, seeing as tahksis couldn't be hit with the vengeful lynchee ability in the first place.

The benefits of leaving him alive (and assuming that Zack just misread his role PM) would have outweighed the possibility that Zack was bluffing. Besides, any tracker worth his salt could have proved Takhisis innocent by investigating him - presumably, bulletproof townies don't have to move about, so if he stays stationary, he's innocent (and bulletproof), and if he targets people, then Zack was telling fibs, and he's mafia.

I can't believe that actually worked!

Zack said:

I can't believe that actually worked!

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I can't, either.