End of Night One
I'm lucky I got out of the lynch today. If not for my incredible skills in the art of rock, paper, scissors (definitely skill, not luck), I would be dead right now. Or would I? NarutoAvatarDBZ is alive. I wonder why he was... resuscitated? Seems like a bad omen for me. Better not to worry about it, I'll just go off to sleep.
classical_hero blew out the candle on his nightstand, then rested his head down on his pillow. His head hadn't been resting for long, when a dark figure opened classical_hero's tent flap and entered inside. The figure, with its hood covering its face, raised a frighteningly dangerous-looking trident high up into the air.
"May God bless your soul, classical_hero."
The trident came down swiftly.
Another day at the office. Except, I wasn't at an office. Like, at any point in time today. Oh, whatever, it's just an expression. I need to get some shut-eye, badly.
A slouching figure entered choxorn's tent before choxorn put out the lights.
"Your posture is horrific. What did you do, spend your whole day slumping over a computer keyboard?"
The figure smiled a big, goofy, toothless grin.
choxorn, however, was
not grinning, especially not after the thirty-fourth time he was stabbed in the chest.
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God: "I see that I have been blessed with two new personages to judge today. I won't even bother getting out the book this time, I already know all of its contents. I'm God.
choxorn: "What the hell is going on?"
God: "No, no, no. Hell is downstairs, in the basement. Which, as a matter of fact, is not where you're going choxorn. Your bravery in asking me about the situation has inspired me to spare your life. Return."
Back in his tent, choxorn's bloodied corpse healed itself and became animate again. Fortunately for him, his murderer had already left.
God turned to classical_hero.
God: "Now for your judgement. I will make a harsh judgement of you, as you assume that the game of rock, paper, scissors is based on anything but pure luck. You can go downstairs, to the basement. Don't bother bringing a jacket or anything, the weather's always warm there."
classical_hero was killed and has been sent to Hell.
choxorn survived.
- I will be updating the tally here!
- Vote for a player to be lynched in bold!
Day Two ends in 48 hours!*
*24 hours if everyone has voted or if a majority has been reached, and 48 hours if neither of those two conditions have been met.