None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

spaceman98 · Nov 14, 2013

topsecret said:
I do have a passive "ability". I'm a mason with a dead partner.

^

I have both a passive and an active ability (though my passive one is rather vaguely worded). I find it hard to believe that you only have one

Takhisis · Nov 14, 2013

Oh, you have a passive ability? Do tell.

spaceman98 · Nov 14, 2013

Takhisis said:
*handwave* Those are not the absolutes you are looking for.

Your jedi mind tricks do not work on me!

spaceman98 · Nov 14, 2013

Takhisis said:
Oh, you have a passive ability? Do tell.

My death might not be final. Which is why I said that I'm not sure Vader's kill will put me out of my misery

topsecret · Nov 14, 2013

spaceman98 said:
I smell Balrog.

Guess again. Not me.

spaceman98 said:
I have both a passive and an active ability (though my passive one is rather vaguely worded). I find it hard to believe that you only have one

Very well, but that's all I have. I can't do anything but sit here and look guilty.

Takhisis · Nov 14, 2013

spaceman98 said:
My death might not be final. Which is why I said that I'm not sure Vader's kill will put me out of my misery

How interesting. You can survive kills like Palpatine could.
Maybe I should scan you instead of topsecret. What say ya, topsecret?

topsecret · Nov 14, 2013

Wait, you scan LOTR/SW, right? I'd say scan me. Odds are spaceman is Gandalf or Sauron/Cultist, both of which are LOTR. I will tell you what I am, though I think I made it clear already by voting.

spaceman98 · Nov 14, 2013

Takhisis said:
How interesting. You can survive kills like Palpatine could.
Maybe I should scan you instead of topsecret. What say ya, topsecret?

Wait, Palpatine could survive night kills?

Takhisis · Nov 14, 2013

Oh, come on, you can't have missed that one.

spaceman98 · Nov 14, 2013

Takhisis said:
Oh, come on, you can't have missed that one.

Are you referencing the movies, or an in game event

azzaman333 · Nov 14, 2013

As an expert on surviving night kills, being able to survive a night kill doesn't make someone cult.

Zack · Nov 15, 2013

___

"Come, Witch-King, let us go kill someone."

"Well, when you put it like that, how can I say no?"

So Saruman and the Witch-King of Angmar skipped merrily to their victim's house, singing a happy tune.

We're off to kill the wizard, the wonderful wizard of...

"Wait, that's not right. I'm the wizard. We're not killing me.

"Right, right, of course. What should we sing now?"

"Tell you what, drop me some phat beats and I'll freestyle all the way towards the man's house."

"boom chikka wow wow boom chikka chikka wa wa" went the Witch-King's beatboxing, to which Saruman responded perfectly in rhythm.

"Yo, my name is Saruman and I like killing people
Especially on top of a big church steeple.
My rhymes are phatter than your mother
And they're iller than your sick little brother."

"boom chikka wow wow boom chikka chikka wa wa"

"So me and my posse roll up to the place
Check my staff so I can pop a cap in his face.
That man's in for a pretty bad time
But for me and my boy Witch-King it'll be sublime."

By this point, they had reached the man's house, and knocked on his front door.

The man remained stoic as he opened the door. "Let me guess, you're here to kill me."

"Word."

The man smirked.

"Yo dawg, what you so happy about?"

"He be trippin'."

The man didn't have to answer. Saruman and the Witch-King knew what it was all about after Legolas smacked their heads together from behind, sending the two poseurs stumbling around, and saving the man's life. By the time the wizard and the Nazgûl regained their composure, it was too late.

"What a shame. We accomplished nothing at all."

Nothing at all.

NOTHING AT ALL!

"Stupid sexy Legolas!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Unfortunately for Legolas, his night was not yet over. When he returned to his house, he found a large man clad in black armor waiting in the doorway. Before the golden-haired elf could react, he found his stomach had been invaded by a red lightsaber. Instinctively, Legolas whipped out his dagger from his boot and slashed at the lingering Vader, injuring him. As Vader cursed, and stumbled away, Legolas spoke some of his last words.

"The plasma is so hot..."

"But death is so cold..."

Vader gave the elf a funny look. "Nice stoner philosophy."

"420blazeit," uttered the elf with his last breath.

Spoiler :

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

A message was found:

This is an open callout to all SW and LotR townies. I know we haven't gotten along all that well, but we must work together to take down the LotR cult. Together, we can make sure that one of the towns wins the game, a vastly preferable result to either cult.

We need to find Sauron. Do not hunt for a cultist in general, look for the cult leader, because killing him is the key. That means do not go after KingMorgan, do not go after azzaman333, don't go after anyone SW.

Who to go after? Obviously spaceman will come under pressure, but Takhisis has seemed oddly quiet this game for someone renowned for his spam. He also has an ability that would be useful for a cultist to have. Even though spaceman does not appear to have been entirely honest, his explanations have sounded very reasonable. I'm also of the belief that if Takhisis flips cult, he has an obvious partner, whereas spaceman doesn't really give us much to go on.

I was right on Camikaze, back me to be right again.

Night summary:

Witch-King and Saruman try to kill someone, but he is protected by Legolas.

Darth Vader kills Double A, but is injured in the process.

long message

It is now Day Eight.

[TIMER=11/16/2013 11:59 PM EST; Day Eight Over][/TIMER]

ALIVE:

17 / 33

Arakhor
azzaman333
Buddhafish
Darth Feather
dcmort93
Frozen In Ice
Gone 3 the Celt
Jarrema
johnhughthom
KingMorgan
SamSniped
sirtommygunn
SouthernKing
spaceman98
Stuck in Pi
Takhisis
topsecret

DEAD:

16 / 33

Kennigit - Admiral Ackbar

Dumanios - Han Solo

The Black Knigh - Samwise Gamgee

Autolycus - Lando Calrissian

Red_Spy - Éomer

robbiecon - Jabba the Hutt

Sprig - Arwen

Verarde - Théoden

Askthepizzaguy - Mace Windu / COUNT DOOKU

choxorn - Galadriel

BSmith1068 - Pippin

Visorslash - Aragorn / GANONDORF

Nintz - Anakin Skywalker

Backwards Logic - Yoda / DARTH MAUL

Camikaze - Obi-Wan Kenobi / EMPEROR PALPATINE

Double A - Legolas

johnhughthom · Nov 15, 2013

Vote: Takhisis

spaceman98 · Nov 15, 2013

So what was the result on topsecret? I still think he is the Balroger, though Taki is also a good suspect.

vote: Takhisis at least until the above is answered

Double A · Nov 15, 2013

• Darth Vader kills Double A, but is injured in the process.

sirtommygunn · Nov 15, 2013

vote:Takhisis

azzaman333 · Nov 15, 2013

vote: Takhisis

Jarrema · Nov 15, 2013

vote: Takhisis

KingMorgan · Nov 15, 2013

vote: Takhisis

johnhughthom · Nov 15, 2013

spaceman98 said:
So what was the result on topsecret? I still think he is the Balroger, though Taki is also a good suspect.

vote: Takhisis at least until the above is answered

The Balrog is called Roger? You learn something every day in a Zack game.

None Shall Pass [Game Thread - Concluded]

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