[RFC-DOC] The Experiment...

(On a secure line)
Unknown: Chairman. We report that Project Slip is complete and preparation
Chairman: Understood. You know that you can not afford though to waste any specimens you get.
Unknown: Yes I am.
Chairman: I will be checking up every so often. I do have the ability to blow you to smithereens if i want, make sure you treat the specimens nicely.
Unknown: Understood Chairman.
Chairman: Go then _______________
___________: Understood.
Transmission End
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Chairman: With that complete, I think i should check on its progress. If my predictions......
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(meanwhile)
___________: Operation is GO
Operator 1: Begin Charging of Tachyon emitters. ___ ______ are being altered. All systems go.
Operator 2: _ _______ has calculated chances of survival to be 99.99999%
Operator 1: Team, Proceed to slip room.
Team: In slip room
___________: In Slip Room
Operator 2: Slip is started
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(the team three seconds later experiences something that cant be described in words. after this they arrive in a grassland)
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Team member 1 (also Team 1): where are we and whose making that moaning sound?
A suspiciously Russian-looking man: ME!
Team 1: Whats your name
Man: Vladimir Ilyich Lenin, or Lenin for short. NOW DO YOU WANT TO DO SOME CRUSADES.
Unknown guy: WAR MON GER MONG MON
Lenin: Monty, they likely don't know warmongese.
Monty:
Unknown: Who is trampling my nice field?
EVERYONE BUT MONTY: TOKUGAWA!!!
Tokugawa: yes that is my clan's name. I didnt think it was this weel known.
___________:why are monty and Lenin are with us, no clue.
Lenin: Um, Monty isn't with us any more.

Well, look's like someone's trying to fill the hole Brandon left behind. Subbed.

MoreEpicThanYou said:

Well, look's like someone's trying to fill the hole Brandon left behind. Subbed.

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Now bonus points on the chairman's name

Well, i am not going to get historical... but i can always hope for the best!
Got about 1025 years of history waiting to be storied.
Also, guess who i am playing as.

Kihara: So we successfully traveled to an alternate Universe....

Lenin: it would appear so. Last thing i was doing was trying to get Cathy to go do Crusades.
Kihara: Your Minsiter of Political Correctness, Lenin. No Crusades for you.
Lenin:
METY (was Team 1): Since in the Highest Ranking Officer, I am now Minister of War, Hammy Quotes, and EPICNESS!
EVERYONE: o_0
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METY: WHAT?
Tokugawa: Well, i then claim minister of interior. Lets move settler 1 one over to here settle.
(and so they did.)
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Al______ ______: Everything is as planned.
Kihara _____: Its going to be a long time for my Brother. And he cant be himself. what worth is it being a member of our Family and not be a complete monster in the name of "progress"
Al: Some-(is interrupted by alerts from city wall.)
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Sid: Your City is now Known as [Blank]
Al: HAHAHAHAHA. NOT even a god can stop me from censoring his own words.
Sid: HOW DARE YOU BLASHAMEY AGAINST THE CIV GOD. (launches UNIVERSE ending attack)
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Al: or defeat me in combat. (sends attack back at SID. Sid is destoryed and Universe is saved)
(meanwhile)Kihara: So nice to see the shores of Tokyo.

This is followed by several decades of little importance where we meet china. Monarchy, Absolution and Patrchate or whatever the organized religion clone is called. Plus we enslave Neanderthals that somehow still live... Buddha's teachings are holy creed.

Kihara: my Great^10 Grand Son is now happy married to a Buddhist Korean.

Later:

Spoiler :

Tang: Since ht Keojaus ar bert wus is aus walrus cuad mo heep.
Tycho: Excuss me. i could understand you.
Tang. Since the Koreans are beating us in our war, could you help us.
Emperor Kihara: Sure.

Spoiler :

Lelouch: I command you Captain to tell me why you have not attacked Seoul yet.
Captain: The chinese have captured the city.
Lelouch: well, i want Japan to Get something from this.
New Guy: My Lord, we have captured Seishen.
Lelouch: ANNEX!
NG: YES MY LORD!

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Yeah! I officially support any Crusade that Lenin wants.

Daedwartin said:

(sends attack back at SID. Sid is destoryed and Universe is saved)

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I don't know whether "destoryed" was a typo or a clever pun, but either way, I LOL'd.

Subbed

Yer doing good!

NG: Daedwartin, the arrows point the wrong way
Me:... you just proved the title right.
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NG: YES MY LORD!

METY: I'n not going to believe that my soldiers only captured a city. and a out of the way one at that. I'n want you guys to do better next time, or i will use the HAMMER OF EPICNESS!.
soldiers:
Lenin: I'n isnt a word.
Tokagawa: Lenin is right, Baka.
METY: Baka?
Ale Y with a lot of underscores censoring whats left of his name getting censored with this redicuoulsly long censor being done by said guy whos name is getting censored: (appears out of nowhere on tokagawa's right... and left side) :facepalm: (both doing it0
Everyone: (would have said something if they still had heads)
Ale Y: (fades away)
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(at the same moment)
Sid: At least all you can do is wipe me from history so HA.
Ale Y: (decides simply wiping Sid out of history isnt enough, he must have never existed to start with)hehehehehe (whispering) you know nothing
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It was said that in the beginning of time a unnatural being, who appeared to be neither man, women, child, adult, saint ,or criminal, quite rudely destroyed the newborn Sid, god of Civilization. General consensus is hes male and found a way to become immortal and went back in time to stop Sid from stopping him. The Writers of Civfanatics, a very secretive order, say things weren't as they seemed...
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Ale Y: (also at the same time...) (building hes in shakes) There appears to a disturbance. Kihara, retr......
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METY- I'n believe the city of Seoul should be the Empire's next gain.
Tokagawa: baka
METY: ???
Tokagawa: Sono yōna baka
METY: ???
Tokagawa: Sono yōna kanzen'na baka
METY: ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Tokagawa: Sono yō na mattaku no baka
METY:umm
Toka: Anata wa kyūkyoku no bakadesu
METY: i don't understand.
Toka: Baka means Idiot.
METY:
Qin:
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Soon to be time to go chinese head-smacking

Lenin: uh-oh, he survived.......
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Qin: why have you summoned me here?
Kihara: can we have Seoul?
Qin: NO
Kihara: MMMETTTTYYYYY, UNLEASH THE LENIN!.

Fun update!
But I can just imagine what would happen once METY learns proper Japanese...
METY: あたいはバカじゃないです！
Toku: バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ
METY: ちょ、ちが、バカじゃないもん！
Toku: バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ
METY: バカっていうほうがバカなのよ！
Toku: バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ
METY: なによ、うるさいわね！このバカ！
Toku: バーカバーカ　バーカバーカ

Because METY definitely is チルノ.

Been doing some more turns. Forgot to peace the dutch.
Result: INCAN South Africa

Forgot to ask, is this SVN or 1.81?

Bair_the_Normal said:

Forgot to ask, is this SVN or 1.81?

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not svn, so i guess 1.81

although a bit was confusing, but I just had a long day of school, so it's probably just me

I'n liking this update.

TY. your going to have to wait though for 3. i have been busy for a while. i likely wont get back to this for a long while. no EST on how long.THIS IS NOT DEAD.

You got yourself a very nice looking army of Samurais . Why wouldn't you send a Galley to explore around?

Subscription post, and eagerly awaiting more when you can write it

I have a ETA on when i can start again. the week of 6/4. and samsniped. its supposed to be confusing. some parts will not be finished till later stories.