1000 Clues You're Anticipating Civ5 Too Much

[Tarkhan]

952: You read this forum every day, hoping for more screenshots.
953: You read other Civ sites, figuring that they have different screenshots, and the hundreds of CFCers didnt see and cross-post them
954: You try to install Civ5 on Steam, hoping that someone messed up and loaded a beta version in there.
95V: You do the previous three things four times a day.

 

[Darth Caesar]

9V6. You shun the above user for not doing the previous things V times a day.

 

[Namaspamus]

957. You count the total number of cities in your country to determine if you should be happy or not.

 

[The_J]

9V8: you'll visit cologne without visiting the cathedral
9V9: you hope that the cathedral will be a wonder in CivV, because building the cathedral in cologne would just be awesome

 

[Darth Caesar]

960. You realize that you didn't use a V and prepare to burn yourself at the stake.
961. You decide against the above post cause you will never get to play ciV.

 

[Calouste]

9V8: you'll visit cologne without visiting the dome
9V9: you hope that the dome will be a wonder in CivV, because building the dome in cologne would just be awesome

You mean the cathedral (dome means something different in English)?

 

[The_J]

Ups, sure, fixed.
Thanks for the hint .

 

[generalwar]

962. You agree with 953.
962. You are looking boring threads for new stuff, even if you know that you won't find anything new or interesting.
963. You're making new treads, just to guess with others about some new civ 5s options.
964. Your doing 963. 10 or more times a day.
965. You don't know what to write anymore.

 

[Darth Caesar]

966. You can't go to well of souls.com because you would explode from anticipation, (almost happened to me just a moment ago resulting in me swearing to myself to not go back until ciV comes out.)
967. You're excited because ciV is almost only a month away!

 

[bestrfcplayer]

968. You look at the "how many days left until CiV after reading 967 (guilty)

969: 2/3 of what's said in this thread you've done before

 

[Darth Caesar]

I claim getting clue 1000 if anyone else gets it i'll be

 

[GamezRule]

970: Every year for vacation, you tour Firaxis Headquarters.

 

[Akar]

1000: see wut i did ther?

 

[StStutter]

1000: see wut i did ther?

No. Just, no.

 

[Savoir10]

972. You want to report Akar for trying to steal no. 1000.

 

[StStutter]

973. Attempt to get back on track. but was beaten to the mark

 

[imperiex1]

974. You try to break into the Firaxis headquarters to get that copy of CiV that you've been waiting for.

 

[fdgsgds]

97V: You're anticipating the 1000th post to this thread, too, just to make sure you haven't been anticipating Civ5 too much.

 

[Akar]

97V: You buy a new comp to run ciV
976: You stay up till 5 AM reading these forums
977: You dream about civ
978: You invite all your friends over for a civ game
979: Time runs slowly you want ciV so much
980: You absorb every tidbit of info
981: You want to marry jon shafer
982: You dress as a spearman and kill tanks in real life
983: You download every mod you can get to ease your desire for ciV
984: You consider buying revolutions just for MOAR CIV
98V: You want to steal ciV from firaxis
986: You make 20+ things just to get 1000
987: You talk to your friends about ciV
988: Your friends talk to you about ciV
989: You want to try out them nukes on Greg in MP for delaying the podcasts/info
990: You get 300 posts on the main civ5 site in a month waiting for civ
991: You drool looking at pictures of the game
992: You dream about buying it
993: You try to win this
994: You will skip work for ciV
995: You will skip school for ciV
996: You have planned all your strategies
997: You would die if civ was delayed
998: You will stand in line for hours to get civ
999: You would kill for ciV
1000: You win this



TAKE THAT SUCKAHS

 

[Savoir10]

You laugh because Akar did steal no. 1000. LOL.