1000 Clues You're Anticipating Civ5 Too Much

[Akar]

You laugh because Akar did steal no. 1000. LOL.

 

[generalwar]

1001. You will nuke firaxis because they haven't shovn to us any good info and civ 5 will be destroyed and all of 1000 clues won't value anything

 

[Darth Caesar]

97V: You buy a new comp to run ciV
976: You stay up till 5 AM reading these forums
977: You dream about civ
978: You invite all your friends over for a civ game
979: Time runs slowly you want ciV so much
980: You absorb every tidbit of info
981: You want to marry jon shafer
982: You dress as a spearman and kill tanks in real life
983: You download every mod you can get to ease your desire for ciV
984: You consider buying revolutions just for MOAR CIV
98V: You want to steal ciV from firaxis
986: You make 20+ things just to get 1000
987: You talk to your friends about ciV
988: Your friends talk to you about ciV
989: You want to try out them nukes on Greg in MP for delaying the podcasts/info
990: You get 300 posts on the main civ5 site in a month waiting for civ
991: You drool looking at pictures of the game
992: You dream about buying it
993: You try to win this
994: You will skip work for ciV
995: You will skip school for ciV
996: You have planned all your strategies
997: You would die if civ was delayed
998: You will stand in line for hours to get civ
999: You would kill for ciV
1000: You win this



TAKE THAT SUCKAHS

 

[Darth Caesar]

1002. You havn't left your house since ciV was released for fear of dying and not getting to play ciV.

 

[dot]

1000. You actually recounted the hints and found that this is the real 1k.

 

[fdgsgds]

Actually, I posted # 97V :O

 

[Terrance888]

You want to kill Ankar because he failed to use V on 99V, even though he used it twice.

 

[Me,myself,and,I]

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo o oo o ooooo ooo o oo o o o o o!!!!!!! ooooooo!


Akar got 1000.

 

[Jmyrm]

615. You feel a Civ5 LAN game will be the perfect end to fresher's week (not my freshers week - I'll be in 4th year when I go back) and are rather happy with the release date.

Ain't that the truth, going into 3rd year myself - I wonder if I can sue for emotional distress... hey!

1003: you sue for emotional distress having the release date at the start of the fall semester.

 

[Caeserportugal]

1004 - You are going to kill Akar

 

[Thormodr]

100V. You eliminate all of the duplicate reasons already posted (such as buying a new computer for ciV) and claim this as the true 1000th reason.

 

[Jmyrm]

nice touch on the V there thormodr

 

[MrWashington]

1006. You accept Thormodr's counting to post the 1001st reason.

 

[WillowBrook]

1007. You seriously consider compiling a list of all the posted clues to determine how many unique clues have actually been posted because you don't believe Thormodr.
1008. You decide that studying Arioch's compiled info is a much better use of your time.

 

[Schuesseled]

1009 - you sign this petition to have CaesarPlayer995 executed for lying about obtaining civ V.

 

[Akar]

Everyones out tah get meh

 

[Forty-Two]

1010: you spam this thread until it reaches reason #VVVV


WE GOT A LONG WAY TO GO

 

[Darth Caesar]

1009 - you sign this petition to have CaesarPlayer995 executed for lying about obtaining civ V.

I didn't see a petition, and besides You'll never find my empire of awsomeness.

 

[Me,myself,and,I]

ON! To VVVV! Onward men!

I have now determined that we need a charge smilie.

 

[Akar]

I was going to list 4000 reasons to win this one to, but I decided not to >.>