Can i keep my signature?

Can i keep it?...

  • Yes,you can keep it.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • No, you cant.

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • No,im a victorian lady and your extensive signature is rude!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, it is just too large.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • No, it is in spanish.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, Its is in Spanish, Fidel Castro speaks spanish, so you are an evil communist.

    Votes: 6 27.3%
  • No, it is wrong to have a signature that is larger than your posts.

    Votes: 3 13.6%
  • Yes.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, because we are more liberal than in Apolyton.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Yes, because i dont care and it doesnt make me feel offended.

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Yes, it is in spanish, Jennifer Lopez speaks spanish and she is hot

    Votes: 1 4.5%
  • Banana split

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Bananas.

    Votes: 4 18.2%
  • You have to ask this to ThunderFall.

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    22
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Kublai-Khan

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I had some troubles in apolyton because they told me that it was too extensive. :cry:
Can i keep it here?
;) :goodjob: :(

See the signature below.
Please vote, i want to see what other people thinks about this, if the negative votes win i will pulverize my signature.
 
Its eight lines too long...

You will probably be able to keep it but the typical limit on the length of a sig is five lines.
 
five lines, maybe if you reduce the type size.
 
Too long, and not many people will get it.

Plus the wonderful option: Spanish = Fidel Castro speaks it = therefore, you are an evil communist:D :lol:
 
Devil bunnies! I snort the nose Lucifer! Banana! Banana!
 
At first I was going to vote "No, you dirty rotten pinko commie bastard" but then I realized how funny of an option that was, and the person who came up with it deserves to have a long sig.

So I voted for Commie bashing (couldn't resist), but I think you should keep the sig :goodjob:
 
Those who voted no are so conservative that they make Margaret Tatcher look like a Las Vegas stripper.:mad:
 
Time for Thunderfall to post his checklist, which includes several options for this situation.
 
hehe... opportunities like this are hard to come by. How can I let it go? ;) Just a few checks...

Dear,

[X] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Anonymous remailer
[ ] Cretin
[ ] Kook
[ ] Troller
[ ] Idiot
[ ] Lamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Fiend
[X] Waster of bandwidth
[ ] Tool
[ ] Evolutionary Dead End
[ ] WaReZdOOd
[ ] Wannabe-forum.mod
[ ] Luser
[ ] AOLer/Web TVer
[ ] Pervert
[ ] DL
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Unbearably self-righteous person

You are being flamed because

[ ] You are an AOLer
[ ] You posted in ALL CAPS
[X] You cannot recognize sarcasm
[ ] You started a flamewar
[ ] You volunteered to be a mod
[ ] You are a troller
[ ] You are a rebel
[ ] You were unable to take a joke.
[ ] You quoted an entire message in your reply of 0 LINES
[X] Your signature is more than 5 lines
[ ] You requested warez
[ ] You defended a WaReZdOOd
[ ] You demanded custom avatars
[ ] You insulted Firaxians
[X] Your sig is longer than your response
[ ] You posted in eLiTe CaPs
[ ] You replied to yourself in a lame attempt to make it look like someone agrees with you.
[ ] ... and you screwed up in the process.
[ ] You flamed someone who has been around far longer than you.
[X] You flamed someone who is far more intelligent and witty than you.
[ ] You flamed someone for a spelling error.
[ ] ... and you misspelled something in the process
[ ] You suck
[ ] You posted the same message to far too many forums
[ ] You repeat the same thing far too often
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You only have smilies in your post
[ ] You are a spammer
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[X ] You have failed to understand
[X] ... the subject of discussion
[X] ... purpose of the forum
[X] ... the purpose of this community
[X] You have, quite simply, fail to understand.
[ ] Are not funny OR clever
[ ] Are too young/******ed to be posting to forum
[ ] Are desperate for attention
[ ] I just don't like you
[X] You have no grasp of the intricate nature of the English language.
[X] Any of these things has been pointed out to you before.

To repent you must

[ ] Give up your AOL account
[X] Read the forum rules
[ ] Buy a legitimate copy of all your pirated junk
[ ] Learn to turn off the CAPS LOCK before you type
[ ] Go hide under a Bridge. If you do not have a bridge, we can sell you
one named Brooklyn
[ ] Type format c: /u/y at your nearest DOS prompt
[ ] Go find a hose
[ ] Grow up
[ ] Understand not everyone can be mods
[ ] Go to the top of the CN Tower and attempt to defy gravity
[ ] Eat your modem
[X] Give up your browser
[X] Fix your signature
[ ] See how long it takes to fall down the Grand Canyon
[ ] Shove a Cinnabon into your computer. Without replacing the case, ground
yourself to the Power Supply and turn computer on
[ ] Don't bother getting a new account when this one is pulled
[ ] Hit your head hard against the nearest wall.
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month

In closing, I would like to say

[ ] AOL sucks!
[ ] FOAD
[ ] The number of lines to your actual response, is equivalent to the square
of your IQ.
[ ] Never post again
[ ] Buy your own software
[X] I pity your dog
[ ] Go back to your little Nintendo, assmunch.
[ ] See how far your tongue will fit into the electric outlet
[ ] Respect my AUTHORITA!
[ ] Stop dreaming!
[ ] Learn to read headers!
[ ] CAPS LOCK! It's on the left!
[ ] Die, spammer!
[X] Get a clue!
[X] Read the rules!
[ ] Go away!

This flame is brought to you by the star Polaris, the Square Root of Two, a bottle of tomato juice and the guy who lives in our garden and eats all our flowers.

Sincerely,

Thunderfall
 
To make text the smallest you can use the [ size=1 ]{your text here}[ /size ] tags (No spaces between the [ or it won't work.)

PS-ish: I just need to know some things: Whats a Kook? A Lamer? A Tool?
 
TF, I don't want to receive one of those form, but the guy is a member since october 2001 and has 176 posts, so he's not really a clueless newbie :rolleyes:

And you forgot your classic "AOL sucks" at the end ;)

Edit : Also, can I borrow this form if I want to use it on the forum I moderate?
 
Moderator Action: by PH76: Sixchan, "Moderator Action" is for moderators only. Do not joke about it....ever.

Wow! Being red-penned by PH is almost as bad as being checklisted. Neither of those have ever happened to me.......
 
Originally posted by Kublai-Khan
Those who voted no are so conservative that they make Margaret Tatcher look like a Las Vegas stripper.:mad:

Eek!

Great Khan,
That quote conjures up images no man should witness!

Thatcher? stripper? I am going to throw up!

:eek:
 
OK, now i have been publically humiliated by a mod and my taste in woman is sick.:scan:
 
Originally posted by Kublai-Khan
Those who voted no are so conservative that they make Margaret Tatcher look like a Las Vegas stripper.:mad:

You just don't like her because she kicked your butt when you guys invaded the Falklands, which...aren't yours.
 
Originally posted by rmsharpe


You just don't like her because she kicked your butt when you guys invaded the Falklands, which...aren't yours.


This is not the history forum rmshape:nono:
 
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