CIV leader Nicknames!!!!

[Jon the Bastard]

I recently played a game of CIV IV BTS and had problems, actually more or less annoyances in three leaders, those being Genghis Khan, Saladin, and Alexander. So, I decided to make up Nicknames for them. My friend was in the room and and when he heard me scream these names along with some obscenities, he coulnd't help but laugh. I just have to share them with my fellow CIV IV players.

Alexander! - Master Craftsman of PS2's

Ghenghis Khan! - Great Silk Worm Breeder of Mongolia

Saladin! - Harlot of Arabia



There you have it. Hope you at least got a chuckle out of it... I wonder though, maybe I should give them all nicknames and post it here on the forums? You guys will have to let me know what you think.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Pacal - "His Shirtlessness"

Sury - "Mutant" or "Mr. Simpson"

 

[Jon the Bastard]

Pacal - "His Shirtlessness"

Sury - "Mutant" or "Mr. Simpson"

Nice - I like especially Pacal's.

 

[Ramesses]

Joao - "Mr. Seriously How The Hell Do You Pronounce This Guy's Name"
Hannibal - "The Guy Who Likes Lambs"
Catherine - "The Succubus"
Louis XIV - "Gossamer"
Ragnar - "Horny Old Bastard"

 

[nbcman]

Charlemagne - Burger King

 

[Zack]

Charlemagne - Burger King

Catherine- ummm, dirty things...

 

[Ai Shizuka]

I'm not the most creative guy, but Tokugawa is Toker in my mind.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Napoleon - Rigsby



Saladin - Jimmy Hill



Gandhi - Alf Garnett



Mansa - Derek Griffiths



Ragnar - Flavor Flav



Boudica - (Come on over) Shania Twain

 

[logofernando]

We call genghis "Uncle G" or "1%" because apparently his genetic material is in about 1% of us. That's prob. an urban legend.

 

[Zack]

Is it safe to start calling Shaka 50 Cent?

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I think Frank Bruno is more Shaka



And how could I forget the ultimate lookalike - Peter (Bowles)

 

[Zack]

I don't know. There's a striking resemblance.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Even so, he's only half as good as Dollar were.

 

[fdgsgds]

Charlemagne - Burger King

Whenever I see those commercials I will always laugh...

 

[bestbrian]

Hyena Tupac.

Zara "Nice Tracksuit" Yaqob.

"Joey Three-P" for "Pathetic, Portugese, Ponce".

Nice pic of Shania-Catherine, ParadigmShifter. She looks, cough, healthy.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

It's Boudica you idiot

I thought cops were supposed to remember little details

 

[bestbrian]

It's Boudica you idiot

I thought cops were supposed to remember little details

So sorry, I was, um, "distracted" is the word I think I'm looking for.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

Ahh, Shania. She called her first album "Come on over - Shania Twain" and her second "Up - Shania Twain".

You can't make this stuff up

 

[Lemon Merchant]

It's Boudica you idiot

I thought cops were supposed to remember little details

Boudica? No way. She doesn't look nearly hung over enough.

 

[ParadigmShifter]

I'd be well hung over Shania