Imperium Offtopicum XVIII: The Tournament

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Imperium Offtopicum XVIII: The Tournament


- XONES

XONES, a nigh-omnipotent, omniscient being of unknown origins, has conquered the Earth. However, he felt very bored and decided to allow humans to form once again nations. He hopes that by doing so, he can witness a Tournament for survival as nations battle each other for supremacy.

Note: I have Sonic's approval to use his character.

Joining:

Simply claim 5 provinces in the map, post a flag and describe your government. The more you describe it, the better stats you shall get.

Stats:

Stats are decided by RP. You post stories that describe the policies of your nation and depending on their feasibility, your stats shall rise.

Government: How stable your nation is. If this stat is too low (below 5), you can expect revolts and civil war.
Economy: How rich your nation is.
Military: How powerful militarily your nation is.

Expansion:

You can claim up to 3 provinces each turn. The provinces you claim must be connected by land and be contiguous.

If you claim an oversea province, you cannot use your other two claims.

War:​

How successful you are depends on your Military stat, your RP and your war plans. Outflanking and attacking a province from multiple directions can give you bonus.

Map:

Spoiler :
 
And lo, the Beast arises.

KADINGIRRA
Full name: United Provinces of Kadingirra
Capital: Kadingirra (aka Babylon)
Currency: Minas, divided into 100 shekels*
Language: Neo-Sumerian, Neo-Akkadian, Arabic
Official Religion: Sumerian Mythology
Government: Theocratic-Fascist Dictatorship
Supreme Ruler: Gilgamesh II
History: The defeat of the world, and the instability of the area, was a prime target for a group, known as the Aqrabuamelu. They swiftly took over the area, and the Beast rose, his Seven Heads flaming across the Middle East.

(similar to reus, dark yellow starting claims, light yellow expansion area 1)
 
Subbing expect a join post later tonight
 
Can't crop the image for some reason, but Romania has 5 provinces, right? I claim those. With pink.

The name of the nation shall be The Golden Dawn, a strategic democratic union between a military order under the command of General Sylvester Ford and a Trade Federation under the command of the popular philanthropist Dominic "Tweety" Levi (not actually Jewish) . These two, together with a self-appointed "Fun Pope" (weed is legal) named Saturnius (also a part-time comedian) and the charismatic (but only partially androgynous) Prince Jan of a semi-relevant old royal family, make up the Council of the Golden Dawn. The Council make the decisions for the country, should a proposition pass 50%+1 votes in the Golden Senate .
The Senate is made of 301 elected representatives that change every 5 years .
Each province is also ruled by a governor and a Regional Council that decides extra laws and regulations, taxes and exceptions on top of the general laws that apply everywhere.

The national currency is the "gold". It's not actually made of gold, (except the 500 gold coin and limited edition coins made for collectors) , mostly because that would ruin the economy.

The capital is in the former city of Brasov, now renamed Raymondville .
Areas of interest: Hungary, Austria, Moldova, Crimea, Caucasus, Kazahstan
MORE LATER.
 
THE SACRIFICIAL AREA OF XONAMENUM​

Spoiler :

Name: The Sacrificial Area of Xonamenum or also known as the Xenocracy

Capital: Xoneyha ( Jerusalem )

Currency: Vials of human sinner blood

Language: Various dialects of Arabic, Hebrew

Official Religion: Xoneism

Government: Theocracy

Grand Diviner: Meltun Fars

Holy Book: The Haxakashalam - Describes the spiritual journey that is enlightenment and accepting XONES into your heart, while also including the lives of many second - creation prophets like Farsarid Gharsun and Abels, and the lives of all the first creation prophets that saw through knowledge and spirituality the coming of XONES, including but not limited to Abraam, Ismail, Zoroaster, Buddha, Lenin and Hitler.

Holy Symbol: The Eternal Fires of Purgatory.

History: After XONES purged the world of the vile sin that had over taken it, he decided to embrace with his love and omnipotence the human kind. As such, he recreated the world and gave it knowledge of their previous lives, as to know and from knowledge to be led to enlightenment, which would in turn lead to all humans repenting. However, not all decided to follow the word of XONES, and instead chose to lead other people as well astray, deciding to live their lives in sin. All of the heathens and the sinners are to be purged, as they consciously chose to be led astray, and because such is the will of XONES. May XONES lead us to victory against our enemies!
 
Karen Satrapy​


yeah, the flag of kazakhstan, couldn't find the flag of ckii merv and all other central asian flags are islamic, deal with it.

Religion: Zoroastrian

Government: Parlamentary monarchy

History: After the fall of Central Asia to Xones, the survivors reunited nearby the Caspian Sea in an attempt to survive. Several nations formed around the land, the most important one being the Karen Satrapy, a nation formed by the surviving Zoroastrians as well as some Sunni muslims. The Karen Satrapy mananged to resist against the repeated attacks by the other Caspian nations and conquered the region. After that, the region was massively converted to Zoroastrianism.

Eventually, they thought that a mere strip on Central Asia wasn't enough. The Karen Satrapy expanded into Northern Iran and converted the region. And after discovering that they were not the only nation that restored itself, they claimed most of Central Asia as theirs.

More to come later.
 
What time period is this? That will heavily affect who I will try to play as.
 
Sometime in the future.
 
A bit more advanced than present (mainly more advanced robotics, but not too much). And you can join as whatever you want and have any historical deviation you want, as long as it does not meddle with other player's nation/history.
 
The Imperium of Panama

System: Quasi-Fascist Imperial Meritocratic Junta

Capital: Panama City

Economy: Mixed War Market

Currency: Imperial Credit

Military: divided into colours. Land armies are red, the navy is blue, the air force is yellow, logistics & communications are green, special operations are orange and the imperial guard is purple. The military is vital the quasi fascist society of the Imperium. The law is set in martial style to full on eye for an eye, while military training ranges from basic considerations to harsh tests of power. Power is what motivates the Imperium and what it values above all. The strong is what motivates the Imperium, taking their stance in the world to stand high. However the Imperium also believes in rewarding merit, seeing the truly strong as those who rise through trial as oppose to privilege.

Leadership Title: Imperator

Spoiler characters :
Imperator (the leader of the imperium): Jordana Vargas

Hand of Caesar (second in command/vice imperator): Olga D'Cruz

Warlord of the Land: Marcel Rios

Warlord of the Sea: Adora Rivera

Warlord of the Air: Ion Santos

Warcheif of Logistics and Communications: Zeru Colon

Overlord of Special Operations: Sonia Felix

Lord Commander of the Imperial Guard: Quim Petit

Supreme High Judge: Bakar Garza

Imperial Chancellor (diplomatic head): Jenaro Del Olmo

Grand Tresuerer: Xuan Mingo

Grand Lord of Industry: Galo Puga

High Lord of Science: Tito Solos

Chief Overseer of Military Research: Iker Ruiz

Supreme Overseer of the Common Health: Nico Ojeda

Overlord of Education: Itxaro Gellego

Chief Spymaster: Vito Silva

Director of Propaganda: Marcos Vela

Director of Entertainment: Isabel Tos

Grand Mayor of Panama City: Artur Ubina


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Origin: the arrival of XENOS sparked a will to power in those who felt humanity was too divided to stand up to XENOS and had soften. Hence in Panama the particle remaining elements of the previous government was coupe and forged by the still standing military under Marshal Cecilo Perez. What began as a simple junta to maintain order was itself replaced through force by a ideological military element, known as "Santiagonism" for its founder Dídac Santiago decided to practice a form of fascism that emphasis greater the union but set human as friend and the alien forces as the enemy in Schmitt's "friend-enemy" distinction. "Humanity must unite or burn" wen Santiago. "Better to die standing then to continue to live as a slave of the xeno." He had regarded liberalism as a path to "national-suicide" He had previously published “Holy Imperium Determination: a True Dolvusist Reflection on Hispanic Imperialism and Desires to Relive the Conquistadors’ Virtues” which had the first half of the book basically a retelling of the history of Hispania, a white-washed tale of the Conquistadors and of the Latin American states… each, with Panama reserved for last but most definitely not least in those histories. The next quarter is basically stating that the “Hispanic Empire must be reunited, bought under the justice of the Light so that the Lord may reward the Hispanic peoples their glories and ensure a nation that could proclaim itself Heaven-on-Earth.”

Santiago wrote and publish "the Hispanic Caesar" in the first year as ruler of Panama. Here he spoke of the importance of assimilation and how "uniting by assimilation may break the curse of Babal by allowing humanity to be one." The nation, he wrote, was beyond blood but of souls that must be "saved by the unity of us all." As this was written in the mist of guerrilla resistance against his rule it also saw how “sometimes to save a nation you have to bleed it.” In the end he ruled for 6 years of industrial development to build up the arms of the Imperium; he would die in a "accident" as it appeared. His successor would be Cornell Jordana Vargas who took up the "burden of leadership" as she would put it.

Imperator Jordana Vargas developed a route of Santiagonism nicknamed Vargas Santiagonism or Vargasism. She places more emphasis on the metrocratic and on not only the glories of the Hispanic Civilization but on assimilation of lands beyond to the Imperium’s culture. She first wants to do her predecessor’s aim of uniting the whole of Central America, then she will strive to see the Imperium become the successor to the Roman, Spanish and Portuguese empires. Opposition within the Council of War with Artur Ubina, the Grand Mayor of Panama City, who has proclaimed his own form of Santiagonism (Ubinaism or Ubi Santigaonism) which focused on more small scale expansion with emphasis on “growing taller than the weeds” without the excessive Cult of Tradition, replace by a “ever renewing of the nation as a snake throws its old skin away to become reborn over and over again.” Still Jordana stands for the sake of seeing the Imperium expand and its ideology to spread out.
 
A bit more advanced than present (mainly more advanced robotics, but not too much). And you can join as whatever you want and have any historical deviation you want, as long as it does not meddle with other player's nation/history.

What is your stance on ponies?

I have a few ideas but only one of involves ponies I just want to know.
 
It's alright by me, I guess. Maybe XONES brought ponies to earth from Ponyplanet. :p
 
I declare my plans to cleanse the world of xenos in the name of the Imperium.
 
Negotiation with sinners is despicable. The world belongs to XONES. Convert or die.
 
The world belongs to humanity and the Imperator has the right to proclaim to serve as defender by right of the Will to Power! You will serve humanity or be destroyed like the being XONES who will know our vengence and any aliens the mechanical demon may have bought to hinder the human spirit! We will prove that humanity is supream and fit to rule this world... nay! We are fit to rule the entire universe, as our will is harder than any mountain and our wroth is as mighty as a volcano!
 
The Pre - Cataclysmic Prophet of Jesus, one revered among the humans but his message not applied of, warns us of such feelings of superiority. Humans were created by XONES to serve XONES, but under free will and love. Should you not embrace that free will and love, Purgatory will be your resting place for the rest of Eternity.
 
The only heaven you will give is that of Hell! Bark like the slave you are! Our regime will in the end grow in prosperity against the xeno threat and allow humanity to break free into the stars. We are the children of Caesar and like him will shine in glory, even if struck down!
 
The only heaven you will give is that of Hell! Bark like the slave you are! Our regime will in the end grow in prosperity against the xeno threat and allow humanity to break free into the stars. We are the children of Caesar and like him will shine in glory, even if struck down!

XONES is not a xeno, but your statements prove that sin has clouded your judgement. As such, you must be judged by those that follow the Judge!
 
Carthaginian Empire
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More to come later.
 

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