Tani Coyote
Son of Huehuecoyotl
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Chieftain
What are walkies? if you mean wookies then yes, wookies are minorities and we don't like them or let them win.
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Chieftain
Nope, you can't attack people who contribute to the city but the wookies are still fair game.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
oh yeah i feel i should tell you all this: i consider this earth to be completely different from our earth. that means any changes i made on Byzantium here will not affect the real one. unless i say so.
TheAlamo
Prince
The DRF declares war on Mathalamus' country, and fires a nuclear missile at his country. The warheads detonate over his 10 largest cities, destroying them all.
TheAlamo
Prince
Oh and the DRF ambassador was caught having sex with the leader of Mathalamus' country. On his return home the ambassador was given a medal.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
TheAlamo
Prince
Please provide evidence that there is a God, or else your post constitutes powergaming and thus invalid.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
it clearly says on page one that nukes are illegal. i had to think up something.
TheAlamo
Prince
Obviously when I said nukes I meant chemical weapons. Your cities are destroyed, and your wife has been defiled by another man.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
im pretty sure chemical weapons are disallowed. anyway they were intercepted by the anti missile defenses.
since Byzantium is at war, and since the south American colony gave up requesting independence out of patriotism, Byzantium mobilizes 750,000 men on transports with 3 Aircraft carrier groups escorting them.
since Byzantium is at war, and since the south American colony gave up requesting independence out of patriotism, Byzantium mobilizes 750,000 men on transports with 3 Aircraft carrier groups escorting them.
TheAlamo
Prince
The DRF fires more missiles, all of which get through the anti-missile defenses because those were disabled by the DRF's skilled hackers.
The DRF's tsunami machine destroyed all the Byzantium's naval forces.
The DRF graciously offers to accept Byzantium's surrender.
The DRF's tsunami machine destroyed all the Byzantium's naval forces.
The DRF graciously offers to accept Byzantium's surrender.
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
my forces land at Brazil (i know its claimed but until its official Brazil exists) cross the country and stand across the border in 3 attack groups. (it obviously will retreat if you get anywhere near it) the Aircraft carriers circle around South America and stand just outside the Maritime claims of DRF and blockades it.
also your tsumani machine was destroyed before it can get off a shot.
either i play the way he does, or someone else deal with this.
TheAlamo
Prince
None of what you said just happened. I destroyed your forces, gassed your cities, and slept with your wife. Someone take care of this powergamer. He's clearly powergaming, which is not allowed.
As a follow up to our decisive victories against your naval force (your last post didn't happen), the DRF's force of seagulls strapped with C4 attack your hospitals. The DRF's President has great laughs watching seagulls suicide bomb the crap out of your country.
As a follow up to our decisive victories against your naval force (your last post didn't happen), the DRF's force of seagulls strapped with C4 attack your hospitals. The DRF's President has great laughs watching seagulls suicide bomb the crap out of your country.
Love
Deity
Seriously shut up
Mathalamus
Emperor of Mathalia
and what are you doing? powergaming. (also i dont have a wife)
the seagulls were blasted otu of the sky by AA fires and the people just clean up the bloody remains.
me or him?
TheAlamo
Prince
You can't shoot them down after they've impacted.
As a follow up to our successful seagull bombing campaign, DRF pirates attack Mathalamus' merchant shipping. They tie all his seamen to the mainmasts, and get drunk while singing pirate songs with their pirate parrots.
As a follow up to our successful seagull bombing campaign, DRF pirates attack Mathalamus' merchant shipping. They tie all his seamen to the mainmasts, and get drunk while singing pirate songs with their pirate parrots.
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